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IT’S THE PERFECT COMBINATION OF CRISPY FLAKES, CRUNCHY OAT CLUSTERS AND JUST A TOUCH OF HONEY IN EVERY SPOONFUL I GUESS I’LL GET THE MILK! (cow moos) ONE SPOONFUL IS ALL IT TAKES! >> HEY, FANS, I’M ADRIANNA COSTA WITH MORE OF TV GUIDE’S BIG MOVIE PREMIERE FOR “SPEED RACER.” WE’LL GO CROSS COUNTRY WHERE “SPEED RACER” GOES TO THE TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL IN NEW YORK THE STARS WERE OUT IN FULL FORCE, SO BUCKLE UP IT IS LIFE IN THE FAST LANE >> THIS IS FOR NEW YORKERS HEY! >> OH, YEAH >> THE TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL I MEAN, I’M FROM NEW JERSEY SO IT’S GREAT >> THE BEST GUY TO WORK WITH WAS CHIM-CHIM >> IT WAS HIM >> THE CHIMP, IT WAS THE FIRST TIME >> GREAT TO BE HERE I’M REALLY EXCITED THAT THE FILM IS HERE IT’S A MOVIE THAT’S MADE IN A REALLY REVOLUTIONARY WAY THE WACHOWSKIS ARE KNOWN FOR REVOLUTIONARY GENRES IT SEEMS LIKE THEY ARE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN WITH THIS ONE >> I LOVE IT FIRST TIME DEFINITELY A FIRST FOR ME SO IT’S GREAT TO HAVE A CHANCE TO BE AT THE TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL WITH A MOVIE LIKE THIS I WOULDN’T MISS IT >> I FELT LIKE SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO WORK WITH THOSE ACTORS ASIDE FROM BEING INCREDIBLY TALENTED AND ALWAYS CHALLENGING AND SATISFYING AND WORKING WITH THEM THEY ARE ALL JUST INCREDIBLY NICE AND LOVING AND COOL >> I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER I SAW THEM LAST SATURDAY IN L.A I WAS JUST AMAZED I WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN TONIGHT BECAUSE I MISSED A LOT OF STUFF THE FIRST TIME AROUND I WAS SITTING THERE WATCHING IT WITH MY EYES WIDE OPEN >> THEY ARE DOING THINGS THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE, REALLY DID YOU SEE THAT? LET IT WASH OVER YOU >> WELL, THE CHECKERED FLAG IS OUT AND WE HAVE CROSSED THE FINISH LINE FOR OUR “SPEED RACER” MOVIE SPECIAL THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING >> OK, CHRIS, BUT FIRST, DAVID

ARCHULETA’S DOMINEERING DAD HAS BEEN BOOTED OFF SOME ARE CALLING HIM THE WORST STAGE DAD EVER DAVID ARCHULETA’S DAD BANNED FROM THE “IDOL” BACKSTAGE ON THE HEELS OF DAVID’S TOP THREE HOMECOMINGS, JEFF ARCHULETA WAS VOTED OUT BY THE SHOW’S PRODUCER IS HE THE WORST STAGE DAD EVER? NAOMI JUDD SAYS YES >> THE WORST STAGE DAD >> ACCORDING TO “THE ASSOCIATED PRESS,” JEFF ARCHULETA WAS BANNED FROM REHEARSALS LATE LAST WEEK IN PREPPING FOR THE PERFORMANCE, THE ELDER ARCHULETA WANTED TO INSERT A VERSE FROM SHAUNG KINGSTON’S “BEAUTIFUL GIRL.” “AMERICAN IDOL” SAID THE RIGHTS WOULD BE TOO EXPENSIVE, BUT JEFF IGNORED THEM AND ALTERED THE SONG ANYWAY ♪ BEAUTIFUL GIRL ♪♪♪ >> DAVID WAS GIVEN A HERO’S WELCOME IN HIS HOMETOWN OF MURRAY, UTAH, ON FRIDAY AS PART OF THE “IDOL”‘S TOP THREE HOMECOMINGS ♪ IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE ♪♪♪ >> WEAPON REMINDED WHAT NAOMI JUDD HAD TO SAY SHE SAW HIS BACKSTAGE ANTICS WHILE SERVING AS A JUDGE ON “STAR SEARCH.” >> HIS DAD IS LIKE THE WORST STAGE DAD >> JEFF WILL BE ALLOWED AT THE SHOW’S TAPING, BUT REHEARSALS ARE OFF LIMITS ♪ LET FREEDOM RING ♪♪♪ >> WELL, JOINING ME NOW TO DISCUSS THE ARCHULETA BROUHAHA IS THE SENIOR EDITOR FROM “NO CA >> THE OTHER PERSON DIDN’T HAVE THIS ISSUE THAT’S A GOOD SPIN, AND THAT MIGHT BE THE TRUTH BUT MORE PEOPLE ARE APT TO BELIEVE THE OTHER SIDE BECAUSE OF JEFF ARCHULETA’S HISTORY, EVEN GOING BACK TO THE “STAR SEARCH” DAYS >> NOW WE’RE GOING TO CHECK IN WITH CHRIS >> AN INTERESTING STORY GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW JIMMY FALLON IS THROWING HIS HAT INTO THE LATE NIGHT RING IT’S BEEN 16 YEARS SINCE THEY STARTED DUKING IT OUT FOR JOHNNY CARSON’S THRONE AND NOW THEY ARE HOPING FOR A MORE PEACEFUL CHANGING OF THE GUARDS >> I’M VERY EXCITED IF YOU’RE GOOD AT IT, YOU DO IT UNTIL YOU DIE THAT MEANS DAVID LETTERMAN, CONAN O’BRIEN HAVE SET THE BAR VERY HIGH IT’S A CHALLENGE TO ME AND I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT >> LATE-NIGHT AND “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE” PRODUCER TOOK A CHANCE ON HIM 15 YEARS AGO, AND THEY’RE CONVINCED HE IS THE NATURAL PREDECESSOR >> HE’S COMPLETELY BUILT FOR

THIS >> AND HE’S ALSO A VERY GENEROUS PERFORMER PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH SOMEONE ELSE TO GET A LAUGH OR FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO TALK >> AND FALLON ASSURES US WE’LL SEE A COMPLETELY NEW LATE-NIGHT >> AND THE WAY THAT CONAN DIDN’T DO DAVID LETTERMAN, I WON’T DO CONAN WHEN I’M HOSTING “LATE NIGHT.” >> INSIDERS SPECULATE THAT LENO’S NOT READY TO RETIRE IF HE JUMPS NETWORKS, THE LATE NIGHT SHIFT COULD GET MORE COMPLICATED THAN EVER >> OH, WELL >> BUT FOR RIGHT NOW, JIMMY FALLON IS HAPPY TO BE PART OF THE CHAOS >> UNLESS IT’S HAPPENING, I DON’T BELIEVE THAT IT’S HAPPENING UNLESS I HAVE IT, I DON’T BELIEVE I OWN IT SO TODAY I HAVE IT IT’S A VERY HAPPY DAY FOR ME IT’S GOING TO BE HARD TO GET THE SMILE OFF MY FACE >> HAS NBC PUT TOGETHER A WINNING “LATE NIGHT” TEAM? HERE TO DEBATE THAT ARE MARY MURPHY FROM TV GUIDE AND THE DEPUTY EDITOR FROM “THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER.” WELCOME, GUYS VERY INTERESTING MANEUVERING GOING ON ON “LATE NIGHT.” JIMMY FALLON ANNOUNCED HE’S TAKING OVER FOR JIMMY CONAN DO YOU THINK IT’S A GOOD MOVE? >> IT’S GREAT MOVE FOR JIMMY FALLON HE MAY BE ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE EVER TO COME OUT OF “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.” BUT WHAT’S INTERESTING IS THERE’S THIS KIND OF CHEIKH, GEEK THING GOING ON, AND — >> IS HE THE MALE TINA FEY >> WOMEN THINK HE’S SO ADORABLE >> YOU’RE BACK IN THIS, TOO >> I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT CHICK GEEK MEANS I DON’T THINK HE’D BE HERE IF HIS MOVIE CAREER HAD TAKEN OFF THE WAY HE WANTED IT TO HE’S A GREAT TALENT BUT IF HE HAD HIS DRUTHERS, HE’D BE DOING MOVIES >> I ALSO SAW CHEVY CHASE’S “LATE NIGHT” SHOW NOT SO MUCH I HAVEN’T SEEN HIM IN THAT ARENA ASSOCIATION IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE NBC HAS TAKEN A HUGE GAMBLE HERE JAY LENO NOT EXACTLY FAILING WHY THEY’RE KICKING HIS BUTT OUT THE DOOR, I’M NOT SURE ALL HE’S DOING IS TAKING HIS RATINGS BUT THEY ARE MAKING THIS MOVE CONAN IS OUT AND JIMMY FALLON IS IN IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL, LENO IS LEAVING? >> FIRST OF ALL, YOU MENTIONED CHEVY I INTERVIEWED HIM DURING MY TIME, AND IT WASN’T JUST BECAUSE HE WASN’T TALENTED HE HAD LOTS OF OTHER THINGS GOING ON >> HE HAD SOME ISSUES >> BUT LENO, ALL BEHIND THE SCENES, YOU KNOW, ABC AND FOX ARE REALLY COMING AT LENO WHY THEY WOULD DECIDE — AND I KNOW THAT THEY NEED TO MOVE CONAN DOWN, BUT WHY GET RID OF LENO? >> WHY DO THEY HAVE TO MOVE CONAN DOWN? >> BECAUSE CONAN WANTS TO BE MOVED DOWN, AND THEY’RE AFRAID THEY WILL LOSE CONAN, BECAUSE HE HAS THAT AUDIENCE THAT APPEALS TO THE PEOPLE WHO — >> WHO CARES IF THEY LOSE CONAN? IS HE GOING TO COME IN AND DO BETTER RATINGS THAN LENO? >> THERE ARE PEOPLE AT NBC ASKING THAT QUESTION RIGHT NOW THE PROBLEM IS CONAN WOULD HAVE GONE TO ABC THEY NEEDED TO KEEP HIM IN TOWN, SO THEY SAID FIVE YEARS FROM NOW LENO WILL LEAVE YOU COME IN AND TAKE OVER NOW I’M SURE THEY’RE REGRETTING THAT DECISION >> HOW BIZARRE WAS THAT ANNOUNCEMENT? IN 10 YEARS YOU ARE GOING TO BE OUR NEW “LATE NIGHT” GUY WHAT? >> THAT’S WHAT IT TOOK TO KEEP CONAN >> SO LENO WILL GO TO FOX OR NBC, WHICH DOESN’T MAKE JIMMY KIMMEL THAT HAPPY WHERE DOES HE GO? >> I DON’T KNOW, BUT LENO WAS KIND OF SADDLED WITH THE WHOLE — YOU KNOW, HIS HISTORY OF WHAT HAPPENED, AN IT’S SUCH A HISTORY AND HE KEPT SAYING, “I DON’T WANT TO HAPPEN TO MY SUCCESSOR WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.” BUT NOW, OF COURSE, NOW THAT IT’S TIME, YES, HE DOES HE DOESN’T WANT TO LEAVE >> FIRST OF ALL, ISN’T IT KIND OF KARMA? HE KIND OF STABBED SOME PEOPLE IN THE BACK TO GET TO WHERE HE IS TO TAKE OVER JOHNNY’S SPOT SO THIS IS HIS COMEUPPANCE, ANT’S IT? >> EVERYONE’S GOT STAB MARKS IN THEIR BACK I THINK LENO HAS CONDUCTED HIMSELF ADMIRABLY THROUGHOUT THIS THING PERHAPS SO ADMIRABLY, THAT HE MAY COME TO REGRET IT >> HE’S SITTING IN THE CATBIRD SEAT >> NO, HE’S NOT HE DOESN’T NECESSARILY WANT TO LEAVE NBC >> HE DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE “THE TONIGHT SHOW.” THAT’S THE GOLDEN GOOSE >> AND ABC LIKES KIMMEL AND FOX HAS NOT HAD A GOOD HISTORY THEY HAD JOAN RIVERS, AND THAT DIDN’T WORK >> I COULDN’T BELIEVE SHE DIDN’T WORK OUT >> THERE’S ENOUGH MONEY IN LATE NIGHT THAT FOX, ABC, PERHAPS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLAYER WILL COME IN AND OFFER LENO A LOT OF MONEY, AND HE’S GOING TO MAKE THE PEACOCK REGRET IT >> A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY FOX HAS LONG BEEN LOOKING FOR A MORNING SHOW TO SADDLE ITSELF WITH AND A LATE NIGHT SHOW THEY HAVEN’T FOUND EITHER ONE, THEY’VE TRIED BUT THEY HAVE THIS “AMERICAN

IDOL,” YOU KNOW, MTV, YOU KNOW, WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH IT? >> LENO IS SUCH A GOOD GUY, THAT I HAVE A FEELING IN HIS GOOD-GUY WAY HE’S REALLY GOING TO STICK IT TO NBC WHEN HE LEASE, AND I HOPE HE DOES >> MARY MURPHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH IT’S GOING TO BE INTERESTING TO WATCH THIS WHEN IT FALLS OUT WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS, FALLON REPLACING CONAN, LENO LEAVING ARE YOU SAD TO SEE HIM GO? WHERE IS IT GOING TO END UP? TELL US WHAT YOU THINK SENDS US AN EMAIL AT HOLLYWOOD411@TVGUIDE.COM >> NOW, THE JONAS BROTHERS THIS IS NOT YOUR FATHERS TANGO >> INSIDE FIRST DAUGHTER JENNA BUSH’S SPECTACULAR WEDDING >> AND LOVE IS IN THE AIR IN MIAMI THE LATEST ON THE ANISTON-MAYER HOOKUP “HOLLYWOOD 411” WILL BE RIGHT BACK >> FROM HOLLYWOOD, THE SEAT OF INDUSTRY POWER, THIS IS >> HI, EVERYBODY WE’RE THE JONAS BROTHERS AND YOU’RE WATCHING “HOLLYWOOD 411.” >> THOSE VERY SAME JONAS BROTHERS, ONE OF THE MUSICAL GROUPS ON HAND THIS WEEKEND IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, FOR KISS FM’S WANGO-TANGO CONCERT >> THEY WERE JOINED BY MILEY CYRUS AS THOUSANDS PACKED THE STADIUM AND ONE OF OUR OWN WAS FRONT AND CENTER ON THE RED CARPET

>> WE’RE HERE AT KISS-FM LOOKING AT THE HOTTEST ACTS HITTING THE RADIO WAVES >> CRAZY I MEAN, THIS IS MY FIRST WANGO-TANGO >> WE’RE GOING TO HAVE FUN AND ROCK THE STAGE WE’RE GOING TO SING >> PUT UP WITH THESE PEOPLE WE CAN PERFORM WITH IS VERY EXCITING FOR US >> AND WHEN I BITE I LOCK ON AND BITE UNTIL I TEAR IT UP >> YOUR SONG IS UPLOADED HOW MANY TIMES? >> SEVEN MILLION >> YOU’LL BE ON IN A HALF-HOUR >> RIGHT NOW I’M DREAMING FOR REAL >> SNOOP, YOU GOT A TRICK FOR ME? >> ANYONE YOU’RE LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE >> SNOOP DOGG >> SNOOP DOGG >> YOU AND SNOOP WERE IN A DOGFIGHT OR A FIGHT I GUESS I WOULD SAY, WHO WOULD WIN AND WHY? >> I DON’T KNOW BUT SNOOP, I GO LOW, BABY I KNOW YOU GOT THE REACH BUT I GO LOW, I GO LOW >> THINGS ARE WRAPPING UP AND I’M GOING TO WANGO-TANGO MY WAY OUT OF HERE BYE >> STILL HEAR THE LITTLE GIRLS SCREAMING FOR THE JONAS BROTHERS >> IN BOX OFFICE NEWS, “SPEED RACER” FAILED TO REV UP FANS OVER THE WEEKEND “IRON MAN” TOOK THE TOP SPOT WITH $50 MILLION A BIT OF A SHOCKER, “WHAT HAPPENED IN VEGAS” TOOK SECOND PLACE AND THE HYPED “SPEED RACER” FINISHED THIRD WITH $18.6 MILLION IT WAS A WEDDING FIT FOR A FIRST DAUGHTER COMING UP, A LOOK INSIDE JENNA BUSH’S BIG DAY >> WITH A FEW WEEKS OF DANCING LEFT, WHAT IS CHRISTY YAMAGUCHI GOING TO WEAR AFTER? YOU CAN’T WEAR THOSE COSTUMES TO THE GROCERY STORE, RIGHT? >> AND IT MAY HAVE TAKEN AN ALLIANCE TRAIL BUT JASON’S (announcer) IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING, LUNESTA CAN GIVE YOU A GREAT NIGHT: 7-8 RESTFUL HOURS OF SLEEP BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT A LUNESTA NIGHT CAN HELP GIVE YOU A GREAT MORNING? A MORNING REFRESHED, RECHARGED YOU MIGHT EVEN WAKE SO RESTED, YOU’LL FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE DAY SPECIAL CLASS, TODAY WE’RE GOING TO MAKE SOME MUSIC! (announcer) LUNESTA HELPS YOU FALL ASLEEP QUICKLY, SO TAKE IT RIGHT BEFORE BED BE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST EIGHT HOURS TO DEVOTE TO SLEEP BEFORE BECOMING ACTIVE UNTIL YOU KNOW HOW YOU’LL REACT TO LUNESTA, YOU SHOULD NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE MACHINERY DO NOT TAKE LUNESTA WITH ALCOHOL CALL YOUR DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY IF AFTER TAKING LUNESTA YOU WALK, DRIVE, EAT OR ENGAGE IN OTHER ACTIVITIES WHILE ASLEEP IN RARE CASES SEVERE ALLERGIC REACTIONS CAN OCCUR MOST SLEEP MEDICINES CARRY SOME RISK OF DEPENDENCY SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE UNPLEASANT TASTE, HEADACHE, DROWSINESS AND DIZZINESS ONE, TWO, THREE! (announcer) WHY WAIT ANOTHER NIGHT? ASK YOUR DOCTOR HOW A LUNESTA NIGHT’S SLEEP CAN HELP YOU WAKE THIS REFRESHED LUNESTA A GREAT TOMORROW STARTS TONIGHT BEFORE THEY LACE UP THEIR CLEATS BEFORE THEY TAKE THE FIELD BEFORE THEY HIT THE COURT BEFORE THEY RUN JUMP JUGGLE DIVE FALL SLIDE THROW CATCH DRIBBLE SPIKE SAVE BEFORE SPORTS, GIVE THEM AN AFTERNOON SNACK OF NUTRITIOUS KELLOGG’S FROSTED FLAKES FOR THE ENERGY THEY NEED TO HELP THEM GET OUT THERE AND EARN THEIR STRIPES! THEY’RE GREAT! [ slam! ] [ slam! ] >> WHAT’S UP?

THIS IS FERGIE AND YOU’RE WATCHING “HOLLYWOOD 411.” >> I HEAR WE’RE CALLING THEM JONNIFER, I THOUGHT IT WAS MANISTON? >> NO, JONNIFER >> AND THE FIRST DAUGHTER WALKS DOWN THE AISLE IN TONIGHT’S “STAR FLASH.” BROUGHT TO YOU BY DISARRONO IT WAS A WHITE WEDDING FOR THE WHITE HOUSE FAMILY JENNA BUSH AND HARRY HAGGARD TIED THE KNOT AT THE FAMILY’S RANCH IN TEXAS THE LOVELY BRIDE IN A SLEEVELESS GOWN BY OSCAR DE LA RENTA AND WHITE FLOWERS IN HER HAIR EXCHANGED VOWS WITH HER HANDSOME BOYFRIEND IN A DARK SUIT IN FRONT OF A LIMESTONE CROSS WITH 200 FAMILY AND FRIENDS THE BUSH CLAN, INCLUDING MAID OF HONOR BARBARA COULDN’T BE HAPPIER WITH ROMANCE IN THE AIR IN MIAMI, TOO JENNIFER ANISTON AND JOHN MAYER WERE SPOTTED AT THE MANDARIN HOTEL OVER THE WEEKEND, ADDING FUEL TO THE RUMORS THE PAIR ARE DATING AFTER SITTING THERE POOL SIDE AND TAKING A SIP, SHE COZIED UP TO TATTOOED JOHN DO PICTURES SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS? AND THAT’S TODAY’S “STAR FLASH.” >> BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN GOOD TODAY, HERE’S A BONUS PHOTO FOR YOU NEW MOM NICOLE RICHIE IS THE COVER GIRL FOR THE JUNE ISSUES OF “HARPER’S BIZARRE” POSING WITH LIONEL RICHIE IT HITS NEWSSTANDS TOMORROW SHE IS A MOM, TOO COMING UP WE CATCH UP WITH KRISTI YAMAGUCHI OF “DANCING WITH THE STARS”, OFF THE DANCE FLOOR >> PLUS IS AN ON-SET ROMANCE HEATING UP OFF THE SET OF “C.S.I. MIAMI.” >> AND WE’LL CATCH UP WITH ♪ DISCO MUSIC♪ BALTIMORE IS A GREAT PLACE TO PICK UP DANCE MOVES…I FIND LOTTA HEEL WORK ♪ DISCO MUSIC♪ JAZZ HANDS…ANYTHING WITH JAZZ HANDS ♪ DISCO MUSIC♪ I DO THE HUSTLE JUST LIKE YOU ♪ ♪ CAVEMAN VO: GEICO PROBABLY THINKS THIS IS EASY TOO SunnyD HAS BEEN BOTTLING SUNSHINE SINCE 1964 SO WE’RE GOING ON THE ROAD TO CELEBRATE WITH FAMILIES EVERYWHERE TODAY, WE’RE IN SAN DIEGO TO SPREAD A LITTLE SUNSHINE WITH OUR FANS WHO ELSE WANTS SunnyD? I GREW UP WITH SunnyD NOW I BUY IT FOR MY FAMILY WOW, I DIDN’T KNOW THEY HAD AN ORANGE-STRAWBERRY FLAVOR IT’S GREAT! SunnyD HAS A DELICIOUS, SUN-CHARGED CITRUSY TASTE, PLUS VITAMIN C MAKE EVERY DAY A SUNNY DAY WITH SunnyD BOTTLING SUNSHINE SINCE 1964 I DON’T HAVE TIME TO WORRY WHETHER MY HOME SMELLS FRESH AND CLEAN AND SINCE I HEARD ABOUT AIR WICK FRESHMATIC ULTRA, I CAN REST EASY IT AUTOMATICALLY SPRAYS A FRESH BURST OF FRAGRANCE EVERY 9, 18, OR 36 MINUTES, SO IT’S ALWAYS WORKING! (sniff) AND NOW WHEN MY HUSBAND TAKES HIS SNEAKERS OFF, THIS FRESHMATIC ULTRA HAS A BUTTON FOR AN EXTRA BURST OF FRESHNESS WHENEVER I NEED IT THAT’S A CENTIPEDE FOR YOU! ALSO LOOK FOR MORE DISCRETE AIR WICK FRESHMATIC MINI THE ECLIPSE GUM BIG-E-PAK FRESH BREATH IN YOUR CAR OKAY SERIOUSLY FRESH BREATH AT YOUR DESK ( phone ringing ) HEY, HOW’S IT GOIN’? SIXTY PIECES OF FRESH BREATH FOR YOUR CAR OR DESK THE ECLIPSE GUM BIG-E-PAK THERE WHEN YOU NEED IT SERIOUSLY >> COMING UP ON “HOLLYWOOD 411”

WE GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH “DANCING WITH THE STARS” KRISTI YAMAGUCHI FROM HER COOK ISLAND THIRD PLACE FINISH TO LAST NIGHT’S BIG WIN, HOW SHE SURVIVED AND IT’S NOT “LOST” BUT WE’LL GET YOU UP TO SPEED ABOUT THE BIG “SEX IN THE CITY” MOVIE >> “DANCING WITH THE STARS” WITH NARROW DOWN TO THREE CELEBRITIES >> KRISTI YAMAGUCHI HOPES TO CAPTURE THE DISCO BALL BUT SAYS HER FAMILY IS THE REAL PRIZE >> WE HAVE MORE WITH KRISTI AND HER FAMILY IN TONIGHT’S “CELEB WATCH.” >> TODAY WE’RE HANGING OUT IN THE PARK WITH “DANCING WITH THE STARS” COMPETITOR KRISTI YAMAGUCHI HEY, FAMILY >> HELLO >> HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> HOW ARE YOU? >> WHAT ARE WE PLAYING WITH HERE? >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE? >> CAN WE MEET YOUR FAMILY? WE SEE YOU WITH “DANCING WITH THE STARS” EVERY WEEK WHO DO YOU HAVE HERE? >> THIS IS MY HUSBAND BRETT >> ANOTHER ATHLETE IN THE FAMILY >> YEAH >> THIS IS OUR DAUGHTER KEIRA CAN YOU SAY HI? >> HI >> THIS IS EMMA CAN YOU SAY HI, EMMA >> HI >> SHE’S SHY SHE’LL TURN AROUND LATER >> HOW MUCH TIME HAVE YOU HAD TO SPEND AS A FAMILY DOING THIS KIND OF THING WHILE YOU’VE BEEN REHEARSING AND CONTINUING ON THE SHOW? >> NOT MUCH TIME THIS IS SAVOR THIS MOMENT BECAUSE IT’S BEEN VERY BUSY >> WHAT’S UP WITH YOUR CAREER? YOU HAVE TIME TO PLAY MR. MOM? >> YEP I PRAY MR. — PLAY MR. MOM KRISTI RAISING THESE TWO HELPED GET ME THROUGH MY CAREER AND FOR HER TO DO SOMETHING FOR HERSELF AND “DANCING WITH THE STARS” IS GREAT I’VE BEEN ENJOYING THIS AS WELL AND WE’VE BEEN ENJOYING WATCHING HER >> DO YOU MIND? COULD WE SEE A DANCE MOVE WITH THE TWO OF YOU? ♪ >> IT SEEMS LIKE THEY’VE BEEN EXTRA HARD ON YOU, I’M SURE BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN ATHLETIC BACKGROUND ALREADY AS A COMPETITIVE SKATER DO YOU FEEL THEY’RE A LITTLE ROUGH, LITTLE HARSH? >> IT’S HARD TO SAY IT’S A DIPLOMATIC ANSWER NO I THINK THERE IS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT >> WHO DO YOU SEE AS THE COM PET TURNOVER YOU’RE — COMPETITOR YOU’RE MOST CONCERNED ABOUT? >> THE COMPETITION IS GETTING TIGHTER AND TIGHTER AND EVERYONE IS GETTING BETTER EVERY WEEK IT’S HARD TO SAY BUT I THINK JASON TAYLOR WAS IMPRESSIVE >> I THOUGHT SO >> THERE’S ELECTRICITY IN THE AIR WHEN MONDAY COMES AND YOU’RE GETTING READY FOR YOUR DANCE AND IT’S KIND OF LIKE OK, WE WORKED REALLY HARD AND NOW IT’S TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD OUR DANCE NOW SO IT’S EXCITING >> NOT THAT YOU NEED IT, GOOD LUCK TO YOU >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH >> THIS HAS BEEN WILL KECK OF “USA TODAY” AND WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK WITH ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOLLYWOOD STARS >> WHAT A SWEET FAMILY THEY’RE SO CUTE >> FUN >> OBVIOUSLY SHE’S THE FAVORITE TO WIN ON “DANCING WITH THE STARS.” WHAT ARE HER PLANS TO DO AFTERWARDS? >> HER PLANS ARE TO HAVE A LITTLE BOY MAYBE SHE HAS TWO LITTLE GIRLS TO

DANCE BUT NOW WOULD LIKE A HOCKEY PLAYER TO GO WITH HER HOCKEY PLAYER HUSBAND >> HOW ABOUT MOVING WEST PERMANENTLY? >> THEY’RE OUT HERE AND PLANNING TON STAYING OUT HERE AND HOPING TO BE COMMENTATOR FOR 2010 SHE WILL TRY TO PARLAY THE GIG WITH “DANCING WITH THE STARS” INTO A COMMENTATOR ROLE >> HOW ABOUT PRO SKATING, ANY PLANS TO RETURN? >> MAYBE FOR FUN SHE TAKES HER KIDS TO THE RINK AND HAS FUN WITH THEM BUT THAT’S ON HOLD SHE’S A DANCER NOW >> I LOVE IT >> MAYBE A PRO DANCER >> THANKS, WILL YOU CAN CATCH MORE OF WILL KECK AT CELEBWATCH.COM >> WHEN YOU THINK “C.S.I MIAMI” IS JUST ABOUT DEAD BODIES YOU’RE NOT WATCHING CLOSE ENOUGH PROCTOR AND RODRIGUEZ MAKE IT SIZZLE WITH THE ROMANTIC TENSION AND NOW THE PAIR TELLS “HOLLYWOOD 411” THAT ALL THE ANTICIPATION MAY FINALLY PAY OFF >> I’M SHOOTING WITH ADAM RODRIGUEZ, MY PARTNER AND MY PARTNER IT’S A SECRET KEEP IT BETWEEN YOU AND ME >> “C.S.I. MIAMI” IS COMING TO AN END OF THEIR SIXTH SUCCESSFUL SEASON “HOLLYWOOD 411” SNOOPED AROUND THE SET TO GET CLUES ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF ANOTHER WORKPLACE ROMANCE >> IT’S ONLY NATURAL AT SOME POINT, YOU KNOW, YOU START TO BECOME ATTRACTED TO PEOPLE AND, YOU KNOW, START WONDERING ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF THINGS BEING MORE THAN WHAT THEY ARE AT WORK >> YOU KNOW, IT’S BEEN YEARS ARE WE TOGETHER? BUT SHE NEVER SAYS THAT, SHE GOES SHUT UP, I’M GOING TO SHOOT YOU >> BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THESE ACTORS SOMETIMES FIND IT HARD GETTING OUT OF CHARACTER WHEN THE CAMERAS STOP ROLLING >> I KEEP THE BAD JUST FOR A LITTLE BIT OF PROTECTION IN CASE SOMEONE TELLS ME TO BREATHE I’LL PUT MY BADGE UP >> I’LL HAVE MY BADGE AND GUN ON AND I’M USUALLY CHASED DOWN BY THE TIME I GET TO THE GATE I THINK THEY’RE AFRAID I’LL WAVE IT IN TRAFFIC >> LOOK AT THAT >> WITH TWO EPISODES REMAINING WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD FOR TWO OF MIAMI’S FINEST? >> WE ARE THE NEXT TO THE LAST EPISODE, SO HOPEFULLY THERE IS GOING TO BE SOMETHING ALLURING THAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE LAST EPISODE OF THE SEASON BUT WE DON’T KNOW YET >> SEXY >> COMING UP, FANS VERSUS FAVORITES HAS A WINNER LET’S SEE HOW LONG PARVITY SURVIVES ON $1 MILLION >> CAN’T REMEMBER WHICH PAIR OF SHOES CARRIE WAS WEARING ON THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON THREE? MAYBE NOBODY DOES BUT WE’LL GIVE YOU THE BASIC OF “SEX AND THE CITY” 101 LESSON >> AS LADIES ARE RACING TO THE TRACK, MCDREAMY MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT PATRICK DEMPSEY IS LOSING THE (announcer) HOW YOUR HOME LOOKS SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU HOW IT SMELLS SAYS MORE FOR GERMY ODORS THERE’S LYSOL NEUTRA AIR FRESHMATIC IT SPRAYS AUTOMATICALLY AND CAN BE SET FOR EVERY 9, 18, AND 36 MINUTES TO CONSTANTLY REMOVE GERMY ODORS OUSTST CAN’T DO THAT FOR FRESH, CLEAN AIR AUTOMATICALLY LYSOL NEUTRA AIR FRESHMATIC WELCOME TO PROGRESSIVE.COM! DID YOU FIND YOUR POLICY OKAY? I DID SAVED OVER $350 [ BELL RINGING ] WE HAVE A SAVINGS OF $350 [ On P.A. ] A SAVINGS OF $350! YOU KNOW, THAT COMES WITH CONCIERGE CLAIMS SERVICE, LOCAL RESPONSE CLAIMS SERVICE, AND 24/7 LIVE SUPPORT, ALL AT NO EXTRA CHARGE! WOW! WOW! I KNOW! I SAY IT LOUDER HAVE A GREAT DAY! LOTS OF EXTRA FEATURES THAT DON’T COST YOU EXTRA NOW, THAT’S PROGRESSIVE CALL OR CLICK TODAY EXCUSE ME LADIES

DID THESE COLORS BLEED? OR IS THIS TIE-DYE? TO HELP PROTECT MY COLORS AND KEEP THEM VIBRANT, I USE WOOLITE FOR ALL COLORS (announcer) HERE WE HAVE TWO CONTAINERS WITH RED AND BLUE DYES ONE ALSO HAS WOOLITE THE COLOR-CARE FORMULA TRAPS DYES IN THE WASH TO PREVENT BLEEDING ACCIDENTS NOW YOU BOTH LOOK AWESOME LET’S KEEP IT THAT WAY (announcer) DON’T TAKE A CHANCE TRUST WOOLITE NOW THERE’S A WOOLITE FOR EVERY WASH LOAD FOR ALL FABRICS AND FOR ALL DARKS >> THIS SEASON OF “SURVIVOR” WAS ONE OF THE MOST EXCITING YET WE SENT OUR CAMERAS TO NEW YORK CITY LAST NIGHT FOR THE LIVE FINALE AND GOT ONE OF THE FIRST REACTIONS FROM THE REALITY SHOW’S NEW WINNER >> THE WINNER OF “SURVIVOR.” >> LAST NIGHT, PARVATI WAS CROWNED THE WINNER WE WERE THERE AS THE 25-YEAR-OLD CHAMP CELEBRATES HER $1 MILLION VICTORY >> I’M THRILLED >> SHE BEAT OUT AMANDA KIMMEL 5-3 IN A VOTE THAT MARKED THE FIRST FEMALE FINAL FOUR IN HISTORY >> THE BITTERSWEET PART IS THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE WINNER I KNOW IT’S ON TV BUT WHAT YOU SAW IN THE END WITH AMANDA AND I, WE WERE REAL AND CARED ABOUT EACH OTHER AND WE WORKED HARD TOGETHER THOSE GIRLS DESERVED IT JUST AS MUCH I FEEL >> I WANT TO GIVE THIS ONE TO NATALIE >> “SURVIVOR” LADIES NIGHT WAS MADE POSSIBLE BY ONE OF THE BIGGEST BLUNDERS ERIC GAVE UP HIS IMMUNITY ONLY TO BE VOTED OFF BY THE FEMALE ALLIANCE >> I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER >> NICE JOB, LADIES AND CONGRATULATIONS, PARVATI, YOU ARE TRULY THE QUEEN OF THE COUNCIL >> I STILL REALLY DON’T BELIEVE IT BECAUSE I’LL WAKE UP TOMORROW AND SEE IF IT’S RIGHT, IF IT’S REAL WE’LL SEE >> SO HOW IS IT THAT AMANDA COULD LOSE TWO YEARS IN A ROW? HERE WITH ME NOW TO TALK ABOUT ALL OF THE CRAZY STUFF THAT HAPPENED THIS SEASON, OUR OWN CRAZY ALL-STAR SURVIVOR EXPERT >> CRAZY? >> I MEAN THAT IN A GREAT WAY >> OF COURSE YOU DO >> LET’S START — I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN BUT WE’LL START WITH THE WINNER, PARVATI GOOD GAME PLAYER, SHE DID WELL >> I THINK WHEN SHE WAS CHOSEN TO GO IN THE FINAL TWO AT FIRST I WAS HESITANT TO BELIEVE THAT SHE COULD POSSIBLY WIN BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVE OOSE MANNEDA BUT SHE WAS A GREAT PLAYER AND VERY STRATEGIC AND NOT AT ALL SHY ABOUT MANIPULATING PEOPLE WITH HER FLIRTING THING, INCLUDING NATALIE, WHICH I JUST — I HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME WATCHING HER FLIRT WITH NATALIE >> I WASN’T GOING TO THIS THIS EARLY NATALIE FLIRTED WITH EVERYBODY, THE GUYS AND THEN STARTED FLIRTING WITH THE GIRLS, TOO >> NATALIE LIKES GIRLS YOU DIDN’T KNOW THAT? >> I DIDN’T KNOW THAT, NO BUT THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT P >> YOU DIDN’T SEE HER GRAB PARVATI’S BUTT? >> I DID THERE WAS WEIRD STUFF GOING ON SPEAKING OF WEIRD, FIRST TIME EVER — I DIDN’T KNOW WHERE TO GO WITH THAT FIRST TIME EVER IT COMES DOWN TO FOUR WOMEN WHICH IS A FIRST IT DIDN’T HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT IF THE GUYS WEREN’T SO DAMN DUMB >> YEAH, THAT WAS A LITTLE —

>> I MEAN DUMB >> A LITTLE FRUSTRATING FOR MEN WHO WATCH THE SHOW THEY’RE LIKE HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? BUT THOSE WOMEN WERE RUTHLESS >> THE GUYS WERE DUMB BUT MADE US LOOK EVEN DUMBER >> THE GIRLS WENT INTO THIS THING GOING THIS IS A GAME AND I’M GOING TO WIN EVEN TO THE FINALE THEY SAT THERE AND SAID THIS IS NOT ABOUT FRIENDSHIP >> ONE GUY LEFT AND HE WINS IMMUNITY AND GIVES IT UP? >> YES >> HAVING WATCHED ALL THESE OTHER GUYS MAKE THESE STUPID MISTAKES IN TRUSTING THE WOMEN AND GET STABBED IN THE BACK AND HE WINS IMMUNITY AND IS THE ONLY WAY HE’S GOING TO SURVIVE AND HE’S LIKE NO, TAKE MY IMMUNITY, IT’S COOL >> THAT WAS MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOMENT OF THIS SEASON BECAUSE NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO GET THE IMMUNITY NECKLACE OFF ANOTHER PERSON AND THE WAY THEY MANIPULATED THE WHOLE THING THEY HAD IT PLANNED OUT AND THE GIRLS DIDN’T THINK HE WAS GOING TO DO IT AND WHEN HE DID IT THE LOOK OF SHOCK ON EVERYONE’S FACE >> THAT LOOK THERE LIKE WHAT? JEFF AND JAMES ARE IN THE JURY, THIS IS THE POINT THEY’RE DOING IT AND EVERYONE IS LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> I KNOW AND THEN THE ONE GIRL, I CAN’T NAME HER, HER EYES GOT THIS BIG, LIKE WHAT? >> ELIZA WHOSE EYES GET BIGGER THAN SAUCERS I WATCHED A LITTLE REUNION SHOW WHERE JEFF WAS TALKING TO ERIC ABOUT THIS WHOLE SITUATION IN GIVING IT UP AND HE’S LIKE GOLLY GEE, I GUESS IT WAS KIND OF A MISTAKE AND HE’S LIKE WELL — AND THE THING IS, I DIDN’T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO GET THAT FAR ANYWAY AND YOU WERE ALREADY THAT FAR HE WAS THERE >> HE DEFINITELY GOT WORKED AND HE’S PLAYING — EVERYBODY IS CALLING HIM THE DUMBEST PLAYER EVER AND HE SEEMS TO BE TAKING IT FAIRLY WELL BUT I KNOW THERE’S A LOT OF RESIDUAL STUFF THAT HAPPENS AFTER THE SHOW IS OVER AND HE PROBABLY WILL KICK HIMSELF IN THE BUTT THE REST OF HIS LIFE >> AMANDA, HOW ABOUT HER? SHE’S SPENT THE LONGEST TIME ON ANY “SURVIVOR” BECAUSE SHE FINISH BESIDE SECOND LAST YEAR AND FINISH SECOND AGAIN THAT IS A LOT OF PUNISHMENT, AS YOU KNOW, FOR VERY LITTLE REWARD >> YEAH, VERY LITTLE I KNOW RUPERT DID THE SAME THING WHEN HE WENT FROM PANAMA TO THE ALL-STARS, HE LITERALLY HAD NO TIME IN BETWEEN AND I PERSONALLY COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT I HAVE TO GIVE AMANDA SO MANY KUDOS >> RIGHT THERE, THE NEXT “SURVIVOR” LOCATION, AFRICA WE’LL BE SENDING YOU AND YOUR FLY NET TO AFRICA TO ENJOY THAT THANKS FOR HELPING US OUT >> THANK YOU >> WE’LL SEE YOU IN AFRICA AT THE NEXT “SURVIVOR.” >> YOU NEVER KNOW >> COMING UP, WE CAN’T RECAP ALL THE MEN SAMANTHA HAS DATED BECAUSE THAT WOULD TAKE AN ENTIRE SHOW BUT GIVE YOU ENOUGH INFO TO GET READY FOR THE NEW “SEX AND THE CITY” FILM AND WITH SO MANY CELEBRITY PREGNANCIES, YOU WONDER WHAT FAMOUS MOMS DO ON MOTHER’S DAY? S-S-SO C-C-COLD LISTEN, IF, IF I DON’T MAKE IT– HOLD ON YOU’RE GONNA MAKE IT JUST… HOLD HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY M? IT’S CALLED SHRINKAGE NEW M&M’s ICE CREAM TREATS I FELT LIKE I WAS ALWAYS CLEANING, EVERY DAY I COULDN’T GET AWAY FROM THESE STUBBORN STAINS THAT’S WHY I HAVE LIME-AWAY LIME-AWAY NOT ONLY REMOVES THE TOUGHEST HARD WATER BUILD-UP, BUT ITS NEW FORMULA WITH DURAGUARD ACTS LIKE A SHIELD TO PROTECT FROM STAINS COMING BACK (announcer) LIME-AWAY WITH DURAGUARD BEFORE THEY LACE UP THEIR CLEATS BEFORE THEY TAKE THE FIELD BEFORE THEY HIT THE COURT BEFORE THEY RUN JUMP JUGGLE DIVE FALL SLIDE THROW CATCH DRIBBLE SPIKE SAVE BEFORE SPORTS, GIVE THEM AN AFTERNOON SNACK OF NUTRITIOUS KELLOGG’S FROSTED FLAKES FOR THE ENERGY THEY NEED TO HELP THEM GET OUT THERE AND EARN THEIR STRIPES! THEY’RE GREAT! [ slam! ] [ slam! ] >> TOMORROW ON “HOLLYWOOD 411.” >> WHO ARE YOU? >> I AM PRINCE CASPIAN >> BEN BARNES OPENS UP ABOUT

HIS BREAKOUT ROLE IN PRINCE CASPIAN >> NOBODY HAPPIER THAN ME >> AND THE ACTOR TELLS YOU HOW HE’S HANDLING THE PRESSURES OF HIS NEW FOUND FAME >> I COULDN’T SEE WHO ALL WAS THERE BUT IT WAS TERRIFYING >> THAT’S TOMORROW BUT PLUS HOW THIS WOMAN CHANGES PEOPLE’S LIVES >> YOU DON’T WANT TO HANG IT UP THERE AND GO — MAKE A FRESH ONE >> BY DESIGNING THE MOST EXTREME HOME ON TELEVISION, OF COURSE >> IT HELPS YOU GO FROM THE BACHELOR’S PAD TO SOMETHING NICER >> AND “HOLLYWOOD 411” IS TAKING HER SHOPPING TO GET THE INSIDE DESIGN SECRETS USED ON THE SHOW >> THE BEST THING FOR SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST IS AFTER A LONG DAY OF DESIGNING CAN YOU [ bumpity, bumpity, bumpity, bumpity ] [ thunkity, thunkity, schtunk! bumbity, bompity, bump ] [ rip ] THEY’RE OK! OUR TAKE-ALONGS ARE GOOD TO GO [ Male Announcer ] NEW TAKE-ALONGS COOKIES, FROM KEEBLER IN CHIPS DELUXE AND SANDIES >> “SEX AND THE CITY” MADE CARRIE BRADSHAW EVERYONE’S BEST FRIEND WHEN IT DEBUTED ON HBO IN 1998 SIX SEASONS AND HUNDREDS OF PAIRS OF SHOES LATER, TERRY, MIRANDA, CHARLOTTE AND MIRANDA ARE ON THE BIG SCENE IF YOU NEED A REFRESHER COURSE HERE’S A LOOK AT THE SERIES THAT GAVE SEX A WHOLE NEW MEANING “SEX AND THE CITY” WAS MORE THAN JUST A SHOW, IT WAS A LIFESTYLE >> WELL, I NEVER >> AND SINGLE GIRLS EVERYWHERE EMBRACED CARRIE AND HER GAL PALS, TV GUIDE NETWORK WAS THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY FROM TERRY TO SAMANTHA’S ONE NIGHT STANDS THEY MADE THEM CELEBS ALMOST OVERNIGHT >> AS SOON AS WE GOT ON THE SET THERE WAS CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THE FOUR OF US >> HOLLYWOOD TOOK NOTICE >> WHY ALL THE DRAMA? >> THEY TOOK OPENLY EMMYS AND GOLDEN GLOBES >> AS THE GIRLS TORE THROUGH SHOES AND MEN, THE SHOWS STARS WENT THROUGH CHANGES OFF-SEASON AS WELL >> IT’S BABY CENTRAL >> ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END >> I DON’T WANT TO GO THERE, IT’S TOO HARD >> THE CAST PARTED WAYS IN 2004 >> A TOAST TO YOU ALL >> THEY LEFT WITH A KILLER SERIES FINALE AND LIFE LESSONS OF THEIR OWN >> I LEARNED HIGH HEELS MAKE A BIG IMPACT >> NOW BE THERE AS THE GIRLS HIT THE BIG SCREEN FOR ONE LAST ADVENTURE >> WELCOME HOME, BABY >> “SEX AND THE CITY” THE MOVIE IS IN THEATERS MAY 30TH >>> SPEAKING OF DRAMA, EXIT STAGE LEFT FOR ONE OF THE DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES THERE’S BIG BATTLE STAR NEWS AND ELLEN DEGENERES CELEBRATE AS MILESTONE, FINALLY TIME FOR THE BIGGEST TV STORIES IN THE BUSINESS TODAY IN “THE BIG 5.” COMING IN AT NUMBER FIVE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLEN DEGENERES SHE CELEBRATED HER 50TH BIRTHDAY AT A STAR-STUDDED PARTY LAST NIGHT SHE TURNED 50 IN JANUARY BUT DUE TO THE WRITER’S STRIKE SHE POSTPONED THE A-LIST EVENT AT NUMBER FOUR, IT WILL BE A REUNION OF SORTS ON THE C.W.’S BEVERLY HILLS 90210 SPINOFF JENNIE GARTH WILL REPRIZE HER ROLE AS KELLY TAYLOR RUMORS HAVE BEEN SWIRLS AS TORI SPELLING WILL JOIN THE CAST AS DONNA MARTIN BUT HAS YET TO BE CONFIRMED AT NUMBER THREE, BIG NEWS FOR BATTLE STAR GALACTICA FANS ERIC HAS BEEN CAST AS A WEALTHY COMPUTER ENGINEER WHO USES HIS TECHNOLOGICAL WIZARDRY FOR CHANGING THE FUTURE WHICH IS FANCY TALK FOR CYLON BUILDER

AND MCDREAMY CONTINUES DRIVING WOMEN WILD ON “GREY’S ANATOMY” AND SOON HE’LL BE DRIVING THEM WILD ON THE RACETRACK THE SEXY PATRICK DEMPSEY TELLS MEN’S “VOGUE” HE’S ABLE TRAINING TO COMPETE IN 5-12 ROLEX RACES AND HIS SEXY METER JUST SPIKED AND AT NUMBER ONE, A DESPERATE DEPARTURE ON “DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES” AS NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN’S CHARACTER EDIE LEFT THE SHOW ON A SHOWDOWN WITH THE LADIES ON WISTERIA LANE THE BIG QUESTION NOW IS EDY GONE FOR GOOD? MARK CHERRY SAID SHE’S GONE AND WON’T BE BACK FOR A FEW YEARS AND THAT’S TODAY’S “BIG 5.” >> EDY IS GONE? SAY IT ISN’T SO >> HUGE SURPRISE >> DENNIS KARINA APOLOGIZED AFTER A LOADED GUN WAS FOUND IN HIS LUGGAGE SUNDAY >> HE WAS ARRESTED AT L.A.X AFTER A LOADED .22 WAS FOUND IN HIS LUGGAGE AND WAS CHARGED WITH A FELONY FOR CARRYING AN UNCONCEALED WEAPON HE WAS RELEASED ON BAIL AND IN A STATEMENT THE ACTOR SAID MY OWN STUPIDITY TO FIND MYSELF IN AN EMBARRASSING SITUATION HE IS NO STRANGER TO HANDLING GUNS, HE WAS A CHICAGO COP FOR 19 YEARS YESTERDAY WAS MOTHER’S DAY, OF COURSE, I HOPE YOU REMEMBERED AND WHETHER YOU’RE MOM TO A BABY OR A PUPPY, HOLLYWOOD HAS YOU COVERED >> COMING UP, TORI SPELLING TALKS PREGNANCY AND SCOTT BAYO, WELL, HE’S NOT A MOM BUT HE STILL GOT EXCITED OVER THE GOODIES AT THE SILVER SPOON BABY AND DOG BUFFET MELISSA! HI! WOW! DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT? YEAH, AND I LOST CALCIUM AND VITAMIN D Announcer: SOMETIMES CUTTING CALORIES CAN MEAN CUTTING NUTRITION NOW THERE’S NEW 0% PLUS FROM LIGHT & FIT WE’VE REMOVED THE FAT, REMOVED CALORIES, BUT KEPT ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS LIKE CALCIUM AND VITAMINS D AND B2. PLUS, THERE’S 50% MORE DELICIOUS FRUIT MMMM. YOU’VE NEVER TASTED LIGHT YOGURT LIKE THIS NEW 0% PLUS FROM LIGHT & FIT THERE’S NO BETTER WAY TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY FROM THE DAMAGING RAYS OF THE SUN THAN WITH BANANA BOAT OUR PROVEN AVOTRIPLEX FORMULA PROTECTS THREE WAYS NOW AGAINST SUNBURN WITH UVB PROTECTION, LATER AGAINST AGING AND SKIN DAMAGE WITH UVA PROTECTION, AND LONGER THAN OTHER SUNSCREENS AS IT DOESN’T BREAK DOWN IT’S LIKE HAVING THE BEST PERSONAL SUN PROTECTION AT YOUR SERVICE GECKO: ON CAR INSURANCE. BUT, FEW FOLKS KNOW THAT I SUPPORT WILDLIFE CONSERVATION TOO ARE YOU GOING TO EAT ALL THOSE? WOW, YOU ARE AREN’T YOU YOU’RE JUST GOING TO TOWN? ALRIGHT, WELL I’LL MAKE THIS QUICK I’M TEAMING UP WITH THE ASSOCIATION OF ZOOS & AQUARIUMS I’M GOING TO BE MAKING THE ROUNDS TO GET THE WORD OUT ARE THOSE CLAMS? I LOVE CLAMS DO YOU WANT TO OFFER ME ANY? APPARENTLY NOT ANNCR VO: GEICO.15 MINUTES COULD SAVE YOU 15 PERCENT OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE [ Male Announcer ] TO PROVE HOW QUICK AND EFFECTIVE PLEDGE MULTI-SURFACE IS, WE ASKED THIS T-BALL TEAM TO MAKE THEMSELVES AT HOME IN JENNIFER’S HOUSE WAIT WAIT, I JUST CLEANED IT DON’T…STOP! [ Male Announcer ] NO WORRIES JENNIFER, TRY PLEDGE MULTI-SURFACE ON ALL THIS STUFF? HEY…PRETTY GOOD REALLY GOOD THIS WORKS GREAT…FAST TOO! [ Male Announcer ] CLEAN MORE, FASTER THAT’S THE BEAUTY OF PLEDGE MULTI-SURFACE PLEDGE MULTI-SURFACE DUSTER IS NOW FLUFFY ALL THE WAY AROUND FOR AN EVEN FASTER CLEAN S.C. JOHNSON, A FAMILY COMPANY WE NEED BROCCOLI I DON’T LIKE BROCCOLI SOME CHICKEN? I DON’T LIKE CHICKEN (announcer) KIDS DON’T ALWAYS EAT EVERYTHING THEY SHOULD THAT’S WHY THERE’S PEDIASURE IT’S A SOURCE OF COMPLETE, BALANCED NUTRITION FOR HEALTHY GROWTH OKAY, WAFFLES I DON’T THINK I LIKE WAFFLES (announcer) SHE GETS HELP FOR WHAT SHE NEEDS AND SO DO YOU PEDIATRICIAN RECOMMENDED PEDIASURE BE SURE (Mr. Bright) QUESTION: HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE A CREDIT CARD BALANCE YOU’D LIKE TO PAY DOWN? WELL HOW MANY OF YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE IT HAPPEN? I’M A BRIGHT IDEA FROM DISCOVER CARD AND I’M TELLING YOU: NOW YOU CAN MAKE THAT PLAN GO TO discover.com CLICK ON THE NEW PAYDOWN PLANNER TYPE IN YOUR GOAL DATE IT SHOWS YOU WHAT YOUR MONTHLY PAYMENT SHOULD BE! HOLD ON HERE! WHY’S A CREDIT CARD GONNA HELP ME OUT? MAYBE IT’S A DIFFERENT KIND OF CREDIT CARD (announcer) DON’T JUST MAKE PAYMENTS MAKE PROGRESS START NOW AT discover.com SunnyD HAS BEEN BOTTLING SUNSHINE SINCE 1964 SO WE’RE GOING ON THE ROAD TO CELEBRATE WITH FAMILIES EVERYWHERE

TODAY, WE’RE IN SAN DIEGO TO SPREAD A LITTLE SUNSHINE WITH OUR FANS WHO ELSE WANTS SunnyD? I GREW UP WITH SunnyD NOW I BUY IT FOR MY FAMILY WOW, I DIDN’T KNOW THEY HAD AN ORANGE-STRAWBERRY FLAVOR IT’S GREAT! SunnyD HAS A DELICIOUS, SUN-CHARGED CITRUSY TASTE, PLUS VITAMIN C MAKE EVERY DAY A SUNNY DAY WITH SunnyD BOTTLING SUNSHINE SINCE 1964 BELIEVE ME! TAKING CARE OF MY HOME IS NOT EASY I BARELY HAVE TIME FOR MYSELF ANYMORE! BUT NOW, THINGS HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE BETTER WITH AIR WICK AROMATHERAPY SCENTED OILS IN ESSENTIAL OIL FRAGRANCES LIKE CALMING, SOOTHING, AND RELAXATION THAT HELP ME UNWIND AND FEEL AT EASE (baby crying) IF ONLY FOR A MOMENT! AIR WICK SCENTED OIL AROMATHERAPY FRAGRANCES AIR WICK, IT’S GOOD TO BE HOME >> WHO ARE YOU? >> I AM PRINCE CASPIAN >> ENGLISH HEARTTHROB BEN BARNES OPENS UP ABOUT HIS BREAKOUT ROLE IN “NARNIA” HIS ROLE AS PRINCE CASPIAN AND THE ACTOR REVEALS HOW HE’S HANDLING THE PRESSURES OF HIS NEW FOUND FAME >> I COULDN’T SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE THERE BUT IT WAS TERRIFYING >> THAT’S TOMORROW ON “HOLLYWOOD 411.” >> I HOPE ALL YOU MOMS OUT THERE HAD A GREAT MOTHER’S DAY, YOU AS WELL >> I DID AND SO TONS OF CELEBRITY MOMS DID, TOO, AT THE SILVER SPOON BABY AND DOG BUFFET HERE IN LOS ANGELES ZORIANNA KIT HAS THE DETAILS >> A LITTLE MIRACLE, SO WE’RE BLESSED >> I COME FOR THE FOODSTUFF >> HEY, TV GUIDE, IT’S MOTHER’S DAY WEEKEND AND I’M HERE WITH MY GIRL ROSIE AND BABY GIRL OLIVIA AND WE’RE HERE AT THE SILVER SPOON BABY AND DOG BUFFET >> WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING HERE YOU’RE EXCITED ABOUT? >> THERE ARE SO MANY AMAZING VENDORS THERE’S GREAT STUFF, A LOT OF STUFF FOR LIAM, A COUPLE THINGS FOR THE NEW BABY, A LOT OF DOGGIE STUFF >> A LOT OF COOL THINGS >> BABY LEG WARMERS >> IS THAT WHAT THOSE WERE, BABY LEG WARMERS [ >> THESE AREN’T BUT SHE HAS SOME BABY LEG WARMERS P >> SHE HAS A NEW HAT ON? I ASSUME SPARKY HAS A NEW COLOR >> BRAND NEW COLOR, VERY BEAUTIFUL HE’S OK WITH THE COLORS ON IT BECAUSE IT FALLS AGAINST THE BROWNBACK GROUND AND THAT’S WHAT HE PREFERS >> HOW HAS THE PREGNANCY BEEN DIFFERENT THAN THE LAST ONE? DO YOU FEEL DIFFERENT? >> I HAVE A 14-MONTH-OLD AND RUNNING AROUND WITH HIM AND BEING PREGNANT STATEMENT DOESN’T WORK WELL TOGETHER >> WHO DOES SHE TAKE AFTER RIGHT NOW MOM OR DAD? >> LOOKS LIKE ME AND ACTS LIKE HIM >> HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MAYBE HAVING YOUR OWN BABIES TO COME TO A PLACE LIKE THIS SOME DAY? >> YOU GET RIGHT IN MY FACE, HUH? >> YOU KNOW, RIGHT >> YEAH, OF COURSE, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOME KIDS ARE YOU OFFERING? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING HERE? >> A PRETTY COOL EVENT I’M GOING NEXT YEAR >> GOOD TIMES HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME WITH US THANKS FOR WATCHING THAT’S IT FOR “HOLLYWOOD 411.” WE’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW >> GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE >> HEY, I’M RICKY KALMON YOU’RE WATCHING SEEING STARS >> YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR VULCAN MIND, SPOCK! Announcer: COMING UP ON SEEING STARS >> PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER! >> VROOM, VROOM! >> FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THESE VOLUNTEERS ARE GIVEN THEIR 15 MINUTES OF IMAGINARY FAME >> RIGHT HERE. AND WE’RE GONNA GO AROUND, OVER THE HILL >> ♪ YOU GOT TO DO IT, KENNY ♪ >> CAN A CHEERLEADER WANNABE INSPIRE HIS TEAM TO THE N.B.A FINALS? >> YEAH! >> WILL THESE FEAR FACTOR FANATICS >> THOSE ARE SO GROSS! >> TOSS THEIR COOKIES? >> COME ON, COME ON! >> HOW FAR WILL THIS COMMANDER IN CHIEF GO TO GET YOUR VOTE? >> MAKE SURE YOU GUYS STAY BACK. STAY BACK >> AND WHICH OF THESE DUELING DEADWOOD COWBOYS >> RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! >> WILL COME OUT TOP BANANA? >> BANG, BANG! BANG! >> FIND OUT NEXT ON SEEING STARS [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TV GUIDE CHANNEL] Kalmon: WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ORDINARY PERSON AND A SUPERSTAR? ME I’M RICKY KALMON. HOW ARE YOU? I HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE YOU THINK THAT YOU’RE JESSICA SIMPSON. OPRAH WINFREY. SYDNEY BRISTOW FROM ALIAS. I MEET THEM ON THE STREET. I’M A HYPNOTIST WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY WITH SOME OTHER PEOPLE? AND I TURN THEM INTO STARS. YOU’RE BOTH ON THE TV SHOW FEAR FACTOR [WOMAN SCREAMING] IT’S NOT MAGIC >> HOLY COW, BATMAN! >> IT’S NOT MIND CONTROL

>> I’M UNSTOPPABLE! >> IT’S REGULAR PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU >> AS IF. WAMBOOZLE THIS >> ESCAPING REALITY TO THE POWER OF SUGGESTION >> YES! >> I LIKE IT! >> SO WHO DOES YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS WANT YOU TO BE? I PULL THE PEOPLE YOU’RE ABOUT TO MEET RIGHT OFF THE STREET HEY, HOW ARE YOU? I’M RICKY KALMON. HYPNOTIZING SOME PEOPLE OVER THERE. I THINK IT’D BE A GREAT EXPERIENCE FOR YOU GUYS HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HYPNOTIZED BEFORE? I SPEND ABOUT 15 MINUTES HYPNOTIZING THEM. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. WAY DOWN. DEEPER AND DEEPER. RELAX EVERY SINGLE MUSCLE. FEEL YOUR BODY GETTING HEAVIER AND HEAVIER. LET YOURSELF GO. THEY ALL LOOK COMPLETELY NORMAL, BUT THEY’RE VERY OPEN TO THE POWER OF MY SUGGESTIONS WELCOME TO MY N.B.A. NO BASKETBALLS ALLOWED. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS I WANT YOU TO CONCENTRATE AND VISUALIZE. LOOK AT MY HAND. RELAX WAY DOWN GENTLEMEN, IN A FEW MOMENTS WHEN I WAKE YOU UP FROM THIS HYPNOTIC STATE OF MIND, KEN, YOU THINK YOU’RE THE MOST TALENTED N.B.A. BASKETBALL STAR. YOU’RE PLAYING A GAME RIGHT HERE ANYBODY THAT I POINT OUT, YOU THINK IS ON THE OPPOSING TEAM, AND YOU’RE GONNA TRY AND PASS THESE PEOPLE. SHOOT, DRIBBLE, TRY TO GET BY THEM >> I LOVE MOST SPORTS, EXCEPT I’M NOT A BIG BASKETBALL FAN >> EVERY GREAT BASKETBALL TEAM HAS AN INCREDIBLY SEXY, HOT, VERY ENTHUSIASTIC CHEERLEADER ROD, YOU ARE THAT CHEERLEADER IN A FEW MOMENTS >> I LOVE TO RIDE MOTORCYCLES I LOVE TO WORK OUT, PLAY WITH MY CORVETTE. [CHUCKLES] YOU KNOW? PLAY WITH THE LADIES. [CHUCKLES] PLAY WITH THE LADIES IN THE CORVETTE >> 1…2…TAKE A DEEP BREATH ALL THE WAY UP IN YOUR SEATS 3…OPEN YOUR EYES. STAND UP, GENTLEMEN. WELCOME TO THE N.B.A. NICE JOB ON THAT CONTRACT >> THANKS >> ALL RIGHT >> THANKS. [LAUGHS] >> [EFFEMINATELY] GO, KENNY >> ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. LET’S PLAY BALL. HERE’S YOUR BALL >> COME ON, DUNK THAT BALL! COME ON, KENNY! COME ON, KENNY! COME ON, KENNY! WHOO! COME ON, BLOCK HIM! DE-FENSE, DE-FENSE! COME ON! COME ON, EVERYBODY! PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER! GIVE ME A “K”! GIVE ME A “E”! GIVE ME A “N”! COME ON, KENNY! YAY! KENNY! KENNY! GO, KENNY! IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY! GO, KENNY! GO, KENNY! ♪ COME ON, THAT’S RIGHT, KENNY, THAT’S RIGHT, KENNY, YEAH ♪ COME ON, KENNY! WHOO! GIVE ME A “K”! WHOO! YES! ♪ YOU GOT TO DO IT, KENNY, MMM, YOU GOT TO DO IT, KENNY, YOU GOT TO, YOU GOT– ♪ GO AHEAD, KENNY! >> YOU’RE AWAKE >> COME ON, KENNY! COME ON! COME ON, BOY. WE’RE GOING TO LOSE THE DAMN GAME >> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT HE’S DOING? >> COME ON, KENNY >> LOOKIN’ FOR A PICKUP >> [LAUGHS] COME HERE. CATCH YOUR BREATH. HEY, ROD? YOU’RE AWAKE. ROD, THERE YOU ARE AS A CHEERLEADER. KENNY HAS THE– >> OHH, [BLEEP] NO! [LAUGHING] [KENNY LAUGHING] >> HE THINKS I’M TRYING TO DODGE HIM >> THIS IS BULL [BLEEP]! OHH, [BLEEP] NO! >> IT LOOKS LIKE I’M TRYING TO ATTACK HER. [LAUGHS] >> OHH! GET OUT OF THERE! >> ONE OF THE WORST BASKETBALL PLAYERS AND THE WORST CHEERLEADERS AROUND, HUH? >> GUYS, YOU’VE BEEN SEEING STARS >> OH, THANK YOU >> NO, MAN! Announcer: COMING UP, WORLD-RENOWNED HYPNOTIST RICKY KALMON GIVES THESE VOLUNTEERS A WHOLE NEW REALITY >> OH, GROSS! GUYS! >> CAN 2 FEAR FACTOR FANS CONTROL THEIR FEAR OF >> AAH! AAH! >> ANIMAL CRACKERS? >> OH, JEEZ! >> PLANS HAVE CHANGED. WE’RE BREAKING OUT TONIGHT >> SEE HOW THIS GUY MAPS OUT A >> WE GOTTA END UP RIGHT HERE TO FREEDOM >> PRISON BREAK >> YOU TOOK MY HORSE! >> YOU TOOK MY HORSE! >> YOU NO-GOOD MOTHER OF ANNA NICOLE >> AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR DEADWOOD WHEN YOU STEAL ANOTHER COWBOY’S HORSE >> I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL (announcer) IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING, LUNESTA CAN GIVE YOU A GREAT NIGHT: 7-8 RESTFUL HOURS OF SLEEP BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT A LUNESTA NIGHT CAN HELP GIVE YOU A GREAT MORNING?

A MORNING REFRESHED, RECHARGED YOU MIGHT EVEN WAKE SO RESTED, YOU’LL FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE DAY SPECIAL CLASS, TODAY WE’RE GOING TO MAKE SOME MUSIC! (announcer) LUNESTA HELPS YOU FALL ASLEEP QUICKLY, SO TAKE IT RIGHT BEFORE BED BE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST EIGHT HOURS TO DEVOTE TO SLEEP BEFORE BECOMING ACTIVE UNTIL YOU KNOW HOW YOU’LL REACT TO LUNESTA, YOU SHOULD NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE MACHINERY DO NOT TAKE LUNESTA WITH ALCOHOL CALL YOUR DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY IF AFTER TAKING LUNESTA YOU WALK, DRIVE, EAT OR ENGAGE IN OTHER ACTIVITIES WHILE ASLEEP IN RARE CASES SEVERE ALLERGIC REACTIONS CAN OCCUR MOST SLEEP MEDICINES CARRY SOME RISK OF DEPENDENCY SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE UNPLEASANT TASTE, HEADACHE, DROWSINESS AND DIZZINESS ONE, TWO, THREE! (announcer) WHY WAIT ANOTHER NIGHT? ASK YOUR DOCTOR HOW A LUNESTA NIGHT’S SLEEP CAN HELP YOU WAKE THIS REFRESHED LUNESTA A GREAT TOMORROW STARTS TONIGHT YOU KNOW, IT’S NOT ALL FUN AND GAMES WHEN YOU’RE A MASCOT EVERY YEAR, I FIND MYSELF WHERE “THE SEASON ALWAYS ENDS”, MEETS “THE BILLS NEVER STOP.” YOU KNOW THAT PLACE WHERE YOU REALIZE EVEN A SQUIRREL CAN’T LIVE OFF PEANUTS? WELL, MAYBE YOU DON’T, BUT BELIEVE ME, I’M THERE HERE’S A WAY TO SCORE ON SAVINGS NICE SWITCH YOUR CAR INSURANCE TO STATE FARM YOU’LL SAVE BIG, PLUS GET A PAYMENT PLAN THAT FITS YOUR BUDGET CALL, CLICK, OR VISIT AND START SAVING TODAY LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE YOU KNOW, I WEAR THIS EVERYWHERE ♪ ♪ [ Female Announcer ] KIDS ALWAYS TAKE TOO MUCH ♪ ♪ ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO BATH TISSUE BUT WITH CHARMIN ULTRA SOFT, OUR SOFTEST EVER, YOU CAN USE LESS BECAUSE IT’S MORE ABSORBENT THAN THE LEADING VALUE BRAND SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP PULLING ♪ ♪ HERE’S THE SCOOP LESS IS MORE OUR SOFTEST FOR SURE CHARMIN ULTRA SOFT LOOK FOR IT IN THE BLUE PACKAGE >> FEAR IS NOT A FACTOR…WHEN IT’S AN ANIMAL CRACKER 3…2…1. EYES CLOSED SEAL ‘EM SHUT YOU’RE BOTH ON THE TV SHOW FEAR FACTOR. YOU’RE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER WHO CAN EAT THE MOST MADAGASCAR BEETLES. WHAT YOU SEE ARE BEETLES. IN REALITY, THEY’RE JUST CRACKERS. WHOEVER EATS THE MOST WINS >> I HATE BUGS. I CAN’T EVEN TOUCH BUGS. I CAN’T KILL BUGS IN THE HOUSE >> SOME OF THE SHOWS I LOVE TO WATCH ARE COPS, 24, UM, PUNK’D THOSE ARE A FEW >> 1…TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 2 START TO SIT UP IN YOUR SEAT AND 3…OPEN YOUR EYES. I’M JOE ROGAN. IT’S FEAR FACTOR GO AROUND. I’LL MEET YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE >> OH, LOOK AT THAT ONE >> THOSE ARE SO GROSS! >> WE FLIPPED A COIN. MATT, YOU’RE GOING FIRST >> LET’S SEE YOU EAT IT [LAUGHS] >> TAKE YOUR TIME. WHAT’S IT TASTE LIKE? >> [MUFFLED] I CAN FEEL THE JUICE >> THERE’S JUICE?! NO! >> IT’S–IT’S PRICKING MY TONGUE WITH ITS CLAWS >> GROSS! GUYS! >> LET’S DO A CHECK. OK ALL RIGHT, CHRISTINE, IT’S UP TO YOU >> OH, JUST WAIT. IT BUSTS IN YOUR MOUTH. YOU CAN FEEL THE JUICES AND THE LITTLE PRICKLIES ON YOUR TONGUE [CHRISTINE WHIMPERS] >> WHO CAN EAT THE MOST MADAGASCAR BEETLES? Matt: OH, FEEL IT BUST? YUMMY FEEL THE JUICES? [GAGS] >> I CAN’T–EACH BITE IS JUST EXCRUCIATING! OHH! >> JUST GIVE UP >> MATT, NUMBER 2 >> GO! OH, THAT’S GROSS YOU BROKE IT IN HALF? OH, THAT’S SO NASTY! HOW ARE YOU SMILING? YEAH, UH-HUH >> YOU GOTTA CATCH ‘EM. THEY’RE RUNNING AWAY. GRAB ‘EM FAST, GRAB ‘EM FAST! QUICK! GET IT, GET IT! >> AAH! AAH!

>> OHH, HO, HO! >> CAN YOU MAKE IT? >> NO! OH, YUCK! >> OH. THAT WAS THE BIGGEST ONE >> DON’T TRY. DON’T TRY, MAN DON’T TRY TO EAT. DO 2 AT A TIME. DO 2. COME ON, COME ON! >> OHH! >> YOU’RE 2 AHEAD NOW! YOU’RE 2 AHEAD! CHRISTINE, JUMP IN GET 2 AHEAD [CHRISTINE GROANING] THAT’S ONE. NOW, IF YOU THROW ONE MORE IN–I DON’T THINK HE’S GONNA MAKE IT. THROW ONE MORE IN, YOU’LL GET IT. YOU’LL WIN YOU’RE NOT GONNA EAT. YOU’RE NOT GONNA EAT. YOU GOT 3? YOU GOT 3? CAN YOU GO FOR ONE MORE? CAN YOU GO IN FOR ONE MORE? >> MM-MMM >> YOU CAN’T GO FOR ONE MORE?! YOU WON! >> AAH! >> YOU WON! YOU WON! >> AAH! >> WHOO! [LAUGHS] >> YES! YES! I WON! >> YOU’RE AWAKE. YOU’RE AWAKE YOU’RE AWAKE >> WHY DO I HAVE ALL THESE COOKIES IN MY MOUTH? [SPECTATORS LAUGHING] >> GIVE ‘EM A HAND, WOULD YA? SO, YOU BOTH THOUGHT YOU WERE ON FEAR FACTOR AND WHAT YOU HAD TO DO WAS EAT THESE ANIMAL CRACKERS, THINKING THAT THEY WERE BEETLES [CHRISTINE WHIMPERS] Matt: OHH, HO, HO! >> LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GROSSED OUT ABOUT PUTTING IT IN– [LAUGHS] LOOK AT MY FACE >> LOOK AT ME. I’M ABOUT TO GAG >> YOU’VE BEEN SEEING STARS >> WHEN RICKY WOKE ME UP AND MY MOUTH WAS JUST STUFFED WITH CRACKERS, WHICH I THOUGHT WERE BEETLES, I JUST COULDN’T EVEN BELIEVE WHAT I WAS DOING >> I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LOSE IT, BECAUSE I COULD FEEL THE JUICES AND EVERYTHING GOING IN MY THROAT AND THE LITTLE PRICKLIES–OR THE FEET GETTING STUCK IN MY TEETH AND STUFF. OHH Announcer: COMING UP ON SEEING STARS >> WE’RE BREAKING OUT TONIGHT >> A PRISON BREAK FAN PROVES HE’S A MASTER OF DISGUISE >> I NEED YOU TO COME WITH ME >> NO >> I GOT THIS ONE. NO, SHE’S– SHE’S MOVING >> AND LATER, CAN EITHER OF THESE ESPN BASSMASTER BASS-ANOVAS REEL IN A PRETTY FISH? >> THESE ONES ARE TOUGH. I AM TELLIN’ YOU! BEFORE THEY LACE UP THEIR CLEATS BEFORE THEY TAKE THE FIELD BEFORE THEY HIT THE COURT BEFORE THEY RUN JUMP JUGGLE DIVE FALL SLIDE THROW CATCH DRIBBLE SPIKE SAVE BEFORE SPORTS, GIVE THEM AN AFTERNOON SNACK OF NUTRITIOUS KELLOGG’S FROSTED FLAKES FOR THE ENERGY THEY NEED TO HELP THEM GET OUT THERE AND EARN THEIR STRIPES! THEY’RE GREAT! [ slam! ] [ slam! ] MELISSA! HI! WOW! DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT? YEAH, AND I LOST CALCIUM AND VITAMIN D Announcer: SOMETIMES CUTTING CALORIES CAN MEAN CUTTING NUTRITION NOW THERE’S NEW 0% PLUS FROM LIGHT & FIT WE’VE REMOVED THE FAT, REMOVED CALORIES, BUT KEPT ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS LIKE CALCIUM AND VITAMINS D AND B2. PLUS, THERE’S 50% MORE DELICIOUS FRUIT MMMM. YOU’VE NEVER TASTED LIGHT YOGURT LIKE THIS NEW 0% PLUS FROM LIGHT & FIT [UPBEAT MUSIC]♪ [inner voice] OH GREAT [girl whispering] IT’S SARAH CHALKE! [inner voice] ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN FIX THIS BE SUBTLE OOH, NO, OK NOT THAT EITHER OOPS! ALMOST SCREAMING OH NO! (female narrator) PANTIES THAT WON’T RIDE UP THAT’S THE HANES COMFORT FIT PROMISE [inner voice] WOW! MUCH BETTER GIMME FIVE! [inner voice] NO BODY SAW THAT SunnyD HAS BEEN BOTTLING SUNSHINE SINCE 1964 SO WE’RE GOING ON THE ROAD TO CELEBRATE WITH FAMILIES EVERYWHERE TODAY, WE’RE IN SAN DIEGO TO SPREAD A LITTLE SUNSHINE WITH OUR FANS WHO ELSE WANTS SunnyD? I GREW UP WITH SunnyD NOW I BUY IT FOR MY FAMILY WOW, I DIDN’T KNOW THEY HAD AN ORANGE-STRAWBERRY FLAVOR IT’S GREAT! SunnyD HAS A DELICIOUS, SUN-CHARGED CITRUSY TASTE, PLUS VITAMIN C MAKE EVERY DAY A SUNNY DAY WITH SunnyD BOTTLING SUNSHINE SINCE 1964 – PSS PSS PSS – ( cat meows )

( gasps ) – ( shrieks ) – ( thumps ) – ( ukulele playing ) – ( gasps ) SCOOP AWAY CAT LITTER CLUMPS SO TIGHT, IT ONLY TAKES ONE SCOOP SCOOP AWAY– ONE SCOOP, DONE ( gasps, shrieks ) PRESENS CHILDREN, PETS, AND EVERYDAY WEAR AND TEAR BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOUR CARPET CAN LOOK DIRTY SEE THE DIFFERENCE? BUT IT’S NOT A PROBLEM BECAUSE RESOLVE HIGH TRAFFIC FOAM EFFECTIVELY CLEANS LARGE CARPET AREAS JUST SPRAY IT ON, RUB IN GENTLY, AND VACUUM AWAY THE RESULTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES I’M IMPRESSED! USE IT IN THE LIVING ROOM, HALLWAY, KIDS’ ROOMS, EVEN FOR COLORED RUGS AND UPHOLSTERY TRY RESOLVE HIGH TRAFFIC FOAM FOR EASY CARPET CLEANING GUARANTEED AND TRY RESOLVE MULTIFABRIC FOR FABRICS YOU CAN’T FIT IN THE WASHING MACHINE >> IF YOU’RE GONNA BREAK YOUR BROTHER OUT OF PRISON, MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHO HE IS FIRST 3…2…1. SLEEP. RELAX EVERY MUSCLE. LET YOUR BODY RELAX IN A FEW MOMENTS WHEN I WAKE YOU UP FROM THIS HYPNOTIC STATE, YOU THINK YOU’RE MICHAEL SCOFIELD FROM PRISON BREAK I’M GONNA POINT PEOPLE OUT HERE THAT YOU THINK IS YOUR BROTHER LINCOLN. YOU’LL APPROACH THEM, TELL THEM, “IT’S TIME. THE PLANS HAVE CHANGED.” NOW, ALL OVER YOUR BODY IS TATTOOS AND ON THOSE TATTOOS ARE HIDDEN MESSAGES, BASICALLY THE FLOOR PLANS, THE BLUEPRINTS OF THIS PRISON >> MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS–I LIKE PUNK’D ON MTV…I LIKE, UM, FRIENDS >> ON THE COUNT OF 3, OPEN YOUR EYES. 1…2…AND 3. OPEN YOUR EYES. WHAT’S YOUR NAME? >> MICHAEL SCOFIELD >> COME HERE. WE’RE IN THIS COURTYARD OF THE PRISON HERE SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU WANTED THIS…FOR ANY REASON. SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU MIGHT WANT THAT >> WHERE’S LINCOLN AT? >> LINCOLN IS RIGHT HERE IN THE RED SHIRT >> LINCOLN. LINCOLN, PLANS HAVE CHANGED. WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE. WE’RE BREAKING OUT TONIGHT. COME ON. I GOT– >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN >> I’VE GOT THE MAP ON MY ARM RIGHT HERE. THERE’S A HIDDEN ROUTE RIGHT HERE WE NEED TO TAKE. WE’LL END ON THE RIVER RIGHT HERE, AND WE’RE GONNA GO AROUND, OVER THE HILL, AND WE GOTTA END UP RIGHT HERE TO FREEDOM. NOW, COME WITH ME, LINCOLN >> WAIT, THAT’S NOT YOUR BROTHER. THAT’S NOT LINCOLN >> THAT’S LINCOLN >> NO, NO, IT’S NOT HIM. COME WITH ME >> OH, SORRY. LINCOLN, THE PLANS HAVE CHANGED. WE’RE BREAKING OUT TONIGHT. I NEED YOU TO COME WITH ME >> NO >> LINCOLN, PLEASE, THE TATTOOS I HAVE–THE MAP IS HIDDEN WITHIN THE TATTOOS. NOBODY KNOWS IT IT’S IN THERE, LINCOLN TRUST ME >> I’M NOT LINCOLN >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU’RE NOT LINCOLN? >> THAT’S NOT YOUR BROTHER, THAT’S NOT YOUR BROTHER. COME WITH ME. HERE’S YOUR BROTHER, RIGHT HERE IN THE TIE-DYE SHIRT >> HELLO. LINCOLN. THE PLANS HAVE CHANGED. WE’RE LEAVING TONIGHT. WE’RE BREAKING OUT TONIGHT. I HAVE THE MAP HIDDEN IN MY TATTOOS. THEY DON’T KNOW ABOUT IT >> IT’S OFF >> IT’S NOT OFF! >> IT’S OFF >> IF WE DON’T LAVE TONIGHT, WE’RE NEVER GONNA GET OUT LINCOLN, CHECK IT OUT. I’VE GOT THE MAP. PLANS HAVE CHANGED WE’RE GETTING OUT TONIGHT I KNOW A ROUTE THAT’S A SECRET IT’S HIDDEN UNDERNEATH MY TATTOOS >> WHERE IS IT? >> IT’S UNDERNEATH THE INK. YOU GOTTA PUT IT IN THE SPECIAL LIGHT. I GOT IT THIS TIME. WE’RE GONNA GET OUT TONIGHT >> ARE YOU SURE? >> FOR SURE. WE’RE ESCAPING TONIGHT. ARE YOU WITH ME STILL? >> MM-HMM >> OK, COOL. WE GOTTA DO IT. WE GOTTA DO IT. NOW, LET’S GO COME ON. LET’S GO. DON’T WORRY ABOUT NOBODY ELSE. COME ON THERE’S PEOPLE EAVESDROPPING, SO WE GOTTA MAKE SURE NOBODY KNOWS. THE GUARDS THERE [INDISTINCT] BUT YOU STICK BY MY SIDE. JUST DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT >> HEY, MICHAEL. MICHAEL,

MICHAEL. YOU’RE AWAKE. HEY, HOW YOU DOIN’? WHO’S THAT GUY? >> MAN, I DON’T KNOW. WHAT’S UP, BRO? HOW YOU DOIN’? KEVIN WHAT’S YOUR NAME? >> TERRENCE >> TERRENCE. NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN >> YOU, TOO >> YOU THOUGHT THAT GUY WAS YOUR BROTHER >> WE NEED TO GO DOWN THIS ROUTE RIGHT HERE >> WHAT–OH, HE MUST–WHAT THE– [KALMON LAUGHS] HE’S LIKE, “WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING?” >> KEVIN? >> YES >> YOU’VE BEEN SEEING STARS [LAUGHS] >> APPARENTLY. WHAT I FIRST THOUGHT WHEN RICKY WOKE ME UP, “WHERE IS MY DAMN SHIRT?” YOU KNOW? ‘CAUSE I’VE BEEN WEARING MY SHIRT ALL DAY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? Announcer: STICK AROUND HYPNOTIST RICKY KALMON GIVES THESE VOLUNTEERS THEIR SHOT AT TV STARDOM >> MACKENZIE ALLEN, MADAME PRESIDENT >> THIS GUY THINKS HE’S THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF >> YES. I’M THE PRESIDENT >> HE’S KISSING THE BABY >> GOOD THING SOMEBODY’S GOT HIS BACK >> PLEASE STEP BACK, SIR NEVER BEFORE HAS THE GECKO BEEN CAPTURED ON FILM, TALKING ABOUT RV INSURANCE SO…YOU GUYS TRAVEL A LOT YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT GEICO AND GET A FREE RATE QUOTE ON RV INSURANCE THIS IS TRULY HISTORY IN THE MAKING! YOU CAN ALSO GET A RATE QUOTE ON MOTORCYCLE INSURANCE ATV INSURANCE PERSONAL WATERCRAFT INSURANCE MAN: SOUNDS GOOD WOMAN: HMMM…MMM NATRUALIST: EXCUSE ME, I’M UP HERE GEICO. SAVING YOU MONEY ON INSURANCE FOR YOUR CAR, AND THE OTHER STUFF THAT MOVES YOU (announcer) UP TO MILLIONS OF VIRUSES AND BACTERIA CAN LIVE IN YOUR TOILET EVEN WITH BRUSHING ALONE, THEY MAY STILL BE LURKING, HIDING DEEP IN THE PLACES YOU CAN’T REACH BUT THERE’S LYSOL DEEP REACH FOR DEEP DISINFECTION AND CLEANING THE THICK FORMULA COATS THE BOWL AND GOES DEEP BELOW THE WATER LINE EVEN INTO THE S-BEND, KILLING 99.9% OF VIRUSES AND BACTERIA GIVING YOU PEACE OF MIND LYSOL DISINFECT TO PROTECT TO CLEAN AND BRIGHTEN YOUR TOILET, TRY LYSOL TOILET BOWL CLEANER WITH BLEACH WE NEED BROCCOLI I DON’T LIKE BROCCOLI SOME CHICKEN? I DON’T LIKE CHICKEN (announcer) KIDS DON’T ALWAYS EAT EVERYTHING THEY SHOULD THAT’S WHY THERE’S PEDIASURE IT’S A SOURCE OF COMPLETE, BALANCED NUTRITION FOR HEALTHY GROWTH OKAY, WAFFLES I DON’T THINK I LIKE WAFFLES (announcer) SHE GETS HELP FOR WHAT SHE NEEDS AND SO DO YOU PEDIATRICIAN RECOMMENDED PEDIASURE BE SURE HI, WELCOME TO PROGRESSIVE.COM HOW CAN I HELP YOU? WELL, I HAVEN’T SHOPPED FOR CAR INSURANCE FOR A WHILE — AND YOU’RE WORRIED THAT YOU’VE BEEN PAYING TOO MUCH, RIGHT? YEAH! SO HOW CAN I KNOW I’M GETTING A GOOD DEAL? WE CAN COMPARE YOUR PROGRESSIVE DIRECT RATE WITH OTHER TOP COMPANIES WOW, SERIOUSLY? YEAH [ BELL DINGING ] LOOK AT THE DEAL WE JUST GOT HIM! THAT’S A NEW PAIR OF SHOES YEAH, OR A BIG, TRICKED-OUT NAME TAG! MAKING SURE YOU GET A GREAT DEAL NOW, THAT’S PROGRESSIVE CALL OR CLICK TODAY WHOA THAT’S A THREE-SHEETER FOUR-SHEETER NOPE ONE-SHEETER [ Female Announcer ] GO AHEAD TRY ONE SHEET OF OUR BEST BOUNTY EVER IT HAS THICK, THIRSTY QUILTS IT’S OUR MOST ABSORBENT BOUNTY YET

AND IT’S SO DURABLE, ONE SHEET KEEPS WORKING TILL THE JOB’S DONE LAB TESTS PROVE BOUNTY HOLDS UP WHILE THE OTHER GUY DOESN’T SO GET BOUNTY THE ONE SHEET QUICKER PICKER-UPPER >> WHAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE ARE PEOPLE OFF THE STREETS OF LOS ANGELES. THEY VOLUNTEER. THEY’RE RANDOM. HEY, HOW ARE YOU? I’M RICKY KALMON. HYPNOTIZING SOME PEOPLE OVER THERE. I THINK IT’D BE A GREAT EXPERIENCE FOR YOU GUYS. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HYPNOTIZED BEFORE? I SPEND ABOUT 15 MINUTES WITH THEM, PUTTING THEM UNDER A HYPNOTIC STATE OF MIND. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. WAY DOWN. LOOSEN AND LIMP YOUR BODY LIKE A MAGNET IS PULLING YOUR BODY DOWN. HEAVIER AND HEAVIER LET YOURSELF MELT IN THAT CHAIR WATCH AS I FRAME A WHOLE NEW REALITY. BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN THERE’S A GREAT WOMAN…OR VICE VERSA. IN A FEW MOMENTS WHEN I OPEN UP YOUR EYES, BOTH OF YOU THINK THAT YOU’RE ON THE TV SHOW COMMANDER IN CHIEF YOU, SIR, YOU THINK YOU’RE MADAM PRESIDENT MACKENZIE ALLEN >> I LOVE GEENA DAVIS. I’M A BIG FAN OF HERS EVER SINCE AN OLD MOVIE, EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY, WITH JIM CARREY. I LOVE THAT MOVIE >> YOU’RE WALKING UP TO PEOPLE AND ASKING IF YOU CAN KISS THEIR BABY AND WHAT YOU THINK ARE BABIES ARE ACTUALLY CELL PHONES, BAGS, ANY OBJECT SOMEBODY’S HOLDING ONTO YOU THINK IS A BABY. YOU THINK THAT YOU’RE A SECRET SERVICE AGENT. YOU’RE CONSTANTLY TALKING AND REPORTING TO COMMAND CENTRAL. REMEMBER, YOU’RE PROTECTING COMMANDER IN CHIEF >> MY NAME IS KENYETTA. I’M FROM SYLMAR, CALIFORNIA, AND I WORK HERE ON HOLLYWOOD AT THE MOVIE THEATER >> ON THE COUNT OF 3, OPEN YOUR EYES. 1…2…TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND STAND UP RIGHT AWAY AND 3. OPEN YOUR EYES. THIS IS A GREAT HONOR. MACKENZIE ALLEN, MADAME PRESIDENT. STAND UP SECRET SERVICE AGENT, ARE YOU READY? >> YES >> OK, YOU LEFT SOME OF YOUR ITEMS AND WE’RE GONNA GET EVERYTHING FOR YOU. HERE ARE YOUR GLASSES. HERE’S YOUR COAT CHECK YOUR EARPIECE. HERE’S YOUR MIKE. TEST IT. 1, 2. 1, 2 >> 1, 2. 1, 2 >> MACKENZIE, PEOPLE LOVE YOU HERE. INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND DO SOME POLITICS >> I’LL DO MY BEST >> ALL RIGHT >> HELLO. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? MACKENZIE ALLEN, MADAME PRESIDENT. HOW ARE YOU? >> HE’S GREETING A LADY >> MAY I KISS YOUR BABY? THANK YOU SO–IS IT OK? >> MAKE SURE YOU GUYS STAY BACK STAY BACK >> HELLO. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I’M MADAME PRESIDENT, MACKENZIE ALLEN >> SHE LOOKS OK. NOTHING SUSPICIOUS. NOTHING SUSPICIOUS NOT TOO CLOSE, NOT TOO CLOSE >> THANK YOU SO MUCH HELLO. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? >> HE’S TALKING TO A YOUNG MAN, RAIDERS CAP >> UH, MAY I KISS YOUR BABY? THANK YOU SO MUCH. OH, IT’S OK >> SUSPICIOUS CHARACTER SUSPICIOUS CHARACTER >> AND YOU CAN BE PRESIDENT AS WELL >> CAN YOU STEP BACK? CAN YOU STEP BACK, PLEASE? COMMAND, THIS GUY IS TOO CLOSE. THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING UNDER HIS COAT >> HEY! HOW ARE YOU? YES. I AM THE PRESIDENT >> HE’S KISSING THE BABY >> YOU’RE AWAKE. [LAUGHS] IS THAT YOURS? >> NO >> I THINK IT’S THIS GENTLEMAN’S. WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOU? >> THE JACKET IS TIGHT. [LAUGHS] >> QUINTON, HERE YOU ARE >> MACKENZIE ALLEN, MADAME PRESIDENT >> AS THE PRESIDENT, KISSING BABIES. BUT THEY WERE REALLY JUST INANIMATE OBJECTS >> OH, MY GOSH >> CHECK IT OUT. THERE YOU ARE AS A SECRET SERVICE AGENT >> THIS GUY IS TOO CLOSE THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING UNDER HIS COAT. [LAUGHS] >> HERE WE GO. LOOK OUT FOR THE KISS! THE KISS GOES! All: OHH! Announcer: COMING UP ON SEEING STARS >> I THINK IT’S MINE. IT’S MINE >> WILL EITHER OF THESE ESPN BASSMASTER FANS BE ABLE TO CATCH THE BIG ONE? >> I CANNOT WAIT TO EAT THAT TONIGHT [ Woman ] THIS WAS NO IMPULSE MY YEARNING FOR YOUR COMFORT BEGAN HOURS AGO, BUT FOR THE CASHIER’S SAKE, LET’S BE COY LET’S PRETEND THIS WAS ALL SPONTANEOUS OH, PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, CARAMEL NOW WITH MORE CARAMEL IN EVERY BITE ♪ ♪ [ Female Announcer ] NO ONE LIKES A BATH TISSUE THAT LEAVES PIECES BEHIND THAT’S WHY THERE’S CHARMIN ULTRA STRONG IT’S A DIFFERENT KIND OF CHARMIN WITH ITS DIAMONDWEAVE TEXTURE, CHARMIN ULTRA STRONG IS SOFT AND MORE DURABLE MORE DURABLE SO IT HOLDS UP BETTER THAN THE ULTRA RIPPLED BRAND FEWER PIECES LEFT BEHIND GOOD NEWS FOR EVEN THE BIGGEST KIDS

CHARMIN ULTRA STRONG LOOK FOR IT IN THE RED PACKAGE (Mr. Bright) QUESTION: HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE A CREDIT CARD BALANCE YOU’D LIKE TO PAY DOWN? WELL HOW MANY OF YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE IT HAPPEN? I’M A BRIGHT IDEA FROM DISCOVER CARD AND I’M TELLING YOU: NOW YOU CAN MAKE THAT PLAN GO TO discover.com CLICK ON THE NEW PAYDOWN PLANNER TYPE IN YOUR GOAL DATE IT SHOWS YOU WHAT YOUR MONTHLY PAYMENT SHOULD BE! HOLD ON HERE! WHY’S A CREDIT CARD GONNA HELP ME OUT? MAYBE IT’S A DIFFERENT KIND OF CREDIT CARD (announcer) DON’T JUST MAKE PAYMENTS MAKE PROGRESS START NOW AT discover.com Announcer: WE’VE GOT A WINNER! PLAYTEX SPORT SUPER BEAT TAMPAX PEARL SUPER OVERALL! ON COMFORT! AND PROTECTION! CHECK OUT THE NO-SLIP GRIP CUSTOM FIT THAT MOVES WITH YOUR BODY ANTI-LEAK BACKUP LAYER YOU DECIDE PLAYTEX SPORT GREAT PROTECTION ALWAYS WINS – ( wooden flute playing throughout ) – ( inhales sharply ) – ( exaggerated whipping ) – ( yells ) – HMM. THAT’S THE POWER OF PINE-SOL, BABY – ( gong rings ) – ( sharp thuds ) – ( man cries out ) SunnyD HAS BEEN BOTTLING SUNSHINE SINCE 1964 SO WE’RE GOING ON THE ROAD TO CELEBRATE WITH FAMILIES EVERYWHERE TODAY, WE’RE IN SAN DIEGO TO SPREAD A LITTLE SUNSHINE WITH OUR FANS WHO ELSE WANTS SunnyD? I GREW UP WITH SunnyD NOW I BUY IT FOR MY FAMILY WOW, I DIDN’T KNOW THEY HAD AN ORANGE-STRAWBERRY FLAVOR IT’S GREAT! SunnyD HAS A DELICIOUS, SUN-CHARGED CITRUSY TASTE, PLUS VITAMIN C MAKE EVERY DAY A SUNNY DAY WITH SunnyD BOTTLING SUNSHINE SINCE 1964 ♪♪ STYLES STARTING AT $9.99 AT PAYLESS THE BRANDS YOU WANT, THE STYLES YOU LOVE NOW UP TO 40% OFF IT’S EASY TO SAY YES AT PAYLESS (announcer) IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING, LUNESTA CAN GIVE YOU A GREAT NIGHT: 7-8 RESTFUL HOURS OF SLEEP BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT A LUNESTA NIGHT CAN HELP GIVE YOU A GREAT MORNING? A MORNING REFRESHED, RECHARGED YOU MIGHT EVEN WAKE SO RESTED, YOU’LL FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE DAY SPECIAL CLASS, TODAY WE’RE GOING TO MAKE SOME MUSIC! (announcer) LUNESTA HELPS YOU FALL ASLEEP QUICKLY, SO TAKE IT RIGHT BEFORE BED BE SURE YOU HAVE AT LEAST EIGHT HOURS TO DEVOTE TO SLEEP BEFORE BECOMING ACTIVE UNTIL YOU KNOW HOW YOU’LL REACT TO LUNESTA, YOU SHOULD NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE MACHINERY DO NOT TAKE LUNESTA WITH ALCOHOL CALL YOUR DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY IF AFTER TAKING LUNESTA YOU WALK, DRIVE, EAT OR ENGAGE IN OTHER ACTIVITIES WHILE ASLEEP IN RARE CASES SEVERE ALLERGIC REACTIONS CAN OCCUR MOST SLEEP MEDICINES CARRY SOME RISK OF DEPENDENCY SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE UNPLEASANT TASTE, HEADACHE, DROWSINESS AND DIZZINESS ONE, TWO, THREE! (announcer) WHY WAIT ANOTHER NIGHT? ASK YOUR DOCTOR HOW A LUNESTA NIGHT’S SLEEP CAN HELP YOU WAKE THIS REFRESHED LUNESTA A GREAT TOMORROW STARTS TONIGHT >> ESSENTIALS FOR BASS FISHING: BAIT, PATIENCE, AND A BODY OF WATER. 3…2…1. SLEEP RELAX, WAY DOWN, DEEPER AND DEEPER. HEAVIER, HEAVIER. RELAX YOUR MUSCLES. STAY GLUED TO YOUR SEAT. GENTLEMEN, IN A FEW MOMENTS WHEN I WAKE YOU UP FROM THIS HYPNOTIC STATE OF MIND, YOU THINK YOU’RE IN A FISHING BOAT, AND YOU’RE ON THE

TV SHOW BASSMASTERS ON ESPN YOU’RE CASTING OFF, REELING, TRYING TO CATCH AS MANY BASS AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN. NOW, TO YOU, HYPNOTICALLY, ANY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN THAT WALKS BY, YOU THINK IS A BASS >> WHEN I’M SHY, I’M SHY BECAUSE SHE’S VERY PRETTY, AND I’M INTIMIDATED BY HER BEAUTY >> I DON’T LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE RUDE, UH, AND UNCARING…BUT I DO LIKE RAINBOWS AND SUNSETS >> ON THE COUNT OF 3, OPEN YOUR EYES. 1…TAKE A DEEP BREATH 2…ALL THE WAY UP IN YOUR SEATS. AND 3. OPEN YOUR EYES OPEN YOUR EYES. HEY, HOW ARE YOU, GUYS? >> WHOO! WE’RE DOING GREAT HOW ARE YOU DOIN’? >> GOOD >> DOING ALL RIGHT, MAN. I’M DOING ALL RIGHT >> GOOD. I KNOW FISHING’S YOUR LIFE. WE’VE GOT YOUR BASS BOAT READY. GENTLEMEN, GO AHEAD >> HEY, GOOD COMPETITION >> GONNA BE A GOOD ONE, MAN GOOD LUCK >> ALL RIGHT >> AND, GENTLEMEN, GET READY, GET YOUR ROD AND REELS, GET EVERYTHING ALL UP. YOU GOT YOUR BAIT. CHECK YOUR BAIT [REEL WINDING] >> REEL IT IN, GET IT, GET IT! >> OHH, NO. I THINK IT’S MINE IT’S MINE. IT’S MINE. OOH, LOOK AT THOSE SCALES >> GOT NICE SCALES ON HER, YEAH I’D LIKE TO SKIN THAT >> THIS IS A TOUGH ONE >> SHALLOW WATER. CARL, YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET UP AND TRY AND PULL THIS ONE IN >> COME ON. COME ON, COME ON I GOT THIS ONE. I GOT THIS ONE >> SHE’S GETTING AWAY! >> SHE’S MOVING, SHE’S MOVING! I GOT HER, I GOT HER. I GOT HER [WHISTLES] MAN, THAT IS A NICE-LOOKING FISH >> OH, THAT’S A BEAUTY >> OH, I THINK–GOT IT >> IT’S GOT BLUE SCALES, TOO >> YEAH. THOSE–OH, GOD. OHH >> GOTTA HAVE FUN SKINNING THAT >> OH, GOD >> OH, THAT’S A BIG ONE HERE LOOK AT THIS ONE. OH, YEAH THAT’S A GOOD ONE >> THAT ONE’S ALL YOURS, MY FRIEND, ALL YOURS >> YEAH. COME ON, MAMA. OR DO YOU SEE ANOTHER? >> HERE WE GO. UNH. OH, I GOT ONE. THIS ONE GOT THAT NICE, BROWN–OH, THAT TINT. I CANNOT WAIT TO EAT THAT TONIGHT COME TO THE BOAT. OHH, MAN THESE ONES ARE TOUGH. I’M TELLIN’ YOU >> TRY TO GET THIS ONE. IT’S GONNA PULL YOU OUT OF THE BOAT, PULL YOU ALL THE WAY IN Announcer: WHAT KIND OF FISH WILL THE BASSMASTER CHAMPION CATCH? FIND OUT WHEN WE RETURN AND LATER >> GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU READY? >> VROOM, VROOM >> GO! >> WHICH OF THESE NASCAR FANS WILL WIN A RACE AROUND THE GLOBE? (announcer) HOW YOUR HOME LOOKS SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU HOW IT SMELLS SAYS MORE FOR GERMY ODORS THERE’S LYSOL NEUTRA AIR FRESHMATIC IT SPRAYS AUTOMATICALLY AND CAN BE SET FOR EVERY 9, 18, AND 36 MINUTES TO CONSTANTLY REMOVE GERMY ODORS OUST CAN’T DO THAT FOR FRESH, CLEAN AIR AUTOMATICALLY LYSOL NEUTRA AIR FRESHMATIC BEFORE THEY LACE UP THEIR CLEATS BEFORE THEY TAKE THE FIELD BEFORE THEY HIT THE COURT BEFORE THEY RUN JUMP JUGGLE DIVE FALL SLIDE THROW CATCH DRIBBLE SPIKE SAVE BEFORE SPORTS, GIVE THEM AN AFTERNOON SNACK OF NUTRITIOUS KELLOGG’S FROSTED FLAKES FOR THE ENERGY THEY NEED TO HELP THEM GET OUT THERE AND EARN THEIR STRIPES! THEY’RE GREAT! [ slam! ] [ slam! ] [ groans ] ♪ ♪ [ sniffs, groans ] [ Male Announcer ] SOME ODORS YOU JUST CAN’T IGNORE AND WHILE OTHER AIR FRESHENERS SIMPLY BURY THE SMELL IN A FLOWERY FOG, FEBREZE AIR EFFECTS ACTUALLY ELIMINATES ODORS IN THE AIR, AND LEAVES A FRESH SCENT SO YOU CAN FRESHEN UP, NOT COVER UP [ all sniff, sigh ] [ meows ] NOW THAT’S A BREATH OF FRESH AIR – WELL, HOW ARE Y’ALL DOING? – ( microphone feedback ) ♪ IS THAT A RIB THERE ON YOUR PLATE? ♪ ♪ UNDER THE FINEST SAUCE I EVER ATE ♪ ♪ I NEED ONE RIGHT NOW AND DON’T MAKE ME WAIT ♪ ♪ MISTER, CAN YOU PLEASE SPARE A RIB? ♪ ♪ THERE’S JUST ONE SAUCE I WANT ON MY BIB ♪ ♪ OH, MISTER, CAN YOU PLEASE SPARE A RIB? ♪ Announcer: KC MASTERPIECE, THE SAUCE THAT INSPIRES GO TO kcmasterpiece.com FOR A CHANCE TO MEET TIM McGRAW AT AN UPCOMING CONCERT WE ASKED REAL MOMS HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT

SOME OF THOSE PRODUCTS THAT KILL BACTERIA – IT’S GOT THE HARSH SMELL AND THAT THICK RESIDUE – ABSOLUTELY NOW HERE’S A DIFFERENT KIND OF SANITIZING PRODUCT CALLED CLOROX ANYWHERE HARD SURFACE DAILY SANITIZING SPRAY Woman: I CAN SPRAY IT ON MY HIGHCHAIR AND I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY Woman #2: IT’S GENTLE ENOUGH TO BE USED AROUND FOOD, KIDS AND PETS IT’S CLEAN, IT’S FRESH, AND IT SAID 99%, IT KILLS BACTERIA Announcer: AND ITS SPECIALLY-BALANCED BLEACH FORMULA IS AS GENTLE AS SOAP AND WATER CLOROX ANYWHERE SPRAY IT GOES EVERYWHERE THERE’S NO BETTER WAY TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY FROM THE DAMAGING RAYS OF THE SUN THAN WITH BANANA BOAT OUR PROVEN AVOTRIPLEX FORMULA PROTECTS THREE WAYS NOW AGAINST SUNBURN WITH UVB PROTECTION, LATER AGAINST AGING AND SKIN DAMAGE WITH UVA PROTECTION, AND LONGER THAN OTHER SUNSCREENS AS IT DOESN’T BREAK DOWN IT’S LIKE HAVING THE BEST PERSONAL SUN PROTECTION AT YOUR SERVICE – ( upbeat music playing ) – ( siren blurts ) – UH-HUH – ( rope creaking ) – ( rope snaps ) – ( piano clangs ) – ( crashes ) – GLAD FORCEFLEX TRASH BAGS ARE SO STRONG, ONE BAG IS ALL YOU NEED TO PICK UP THE PIECES FROM EVEN YOUR BIGGEST DISASTERS – ( doorbell rings ) – WHERE DO YOU WANT THE PIANO? FOR STRETCHABLE STRENGTH GET GLAD FORCEFLEX Announcer: WHAT KIND OF FISH WILL THE BASSMASTER CHAMPION CATCH? >> GO AFTER IT, THOUGH! GO AFTER IT, GO AFTER IT! BOTH OF YOU, TRY TO GET IT! TRY TO GET IT, TRY TO GET IT! >> COME ON, COME ON, COME ON >> GO, GO, GO! GO GET IT! IT’S HOOKED! BOTH OF YOU HAVE IT HOOKED! BOTH OF YOU HAVE IT HOOKED! YOU GOT IT HOOKED! >> WE GOT IT, WE GOT IT >> YEAH, THAT’S A NICE ONE >> ALL MINE. IT’S ALL MINE THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BASS. I’M PROUD TO SAY THAT I THINK I HAVE FOUND–THE FISH IS TALKING TO ME. I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON. I THINK I’M GOING A LITTLE CRAZY. BUT I GET THAT BEING OUT ON A BOAT ALL DAY– >> YOU’RE AWAKE YOU’RE AWAKE. [LAUGHS] >> I WISH I DIDN’T JUST SAY WHAT I SAID >> GUYS, HERE YOU ARE BASS FISHING ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD >> OOH, LOOK AT THOSE SCALES >> LOOK AT THAT BASS >> THAT’S MY BASS [KALMON LAUGHS] >> THERE’S A BEAUTIFUL FISH WHEN I’M HYPNOTIZED, I STILL AM AWARE OF MY SURROUNDINGS, BUT I THINK THAT THEY’RE A DIFFERENT THING THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE >> SPEED, ADRENALINE, CHAIRS WELCOME TO MY NASCAR. 3…2…1 LET YOUR BODY RELAX WAY DOWN IN A FEW MOMENTS WHEN I WAKE YOU UP FROM THIS HYPNOTIC STATE, BOTH OF YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE FAMOUS NASCAR DRIVERS. THE CHAIRS BEHIND ME ARE YOUR CARS NOW, IF I EVER YELL THE WORD “PIT STOP,” PAM, YOUR CAR IS GONNA DIE, AND YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO RESTART IT, ASK FOR HELP FROM YOUR PIT CREW ANYBODY WALKING BY IS PART OF YOUR CREW >> BAD DRIVERS ANNOY ME BECAUSE I THINK I’M A BETTER DRIVER AND THEY SHOULD GET OUT OF MY WAY >> TOM, YOU MIGHT HAVE A GOOD CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT REMEMBER, ALWAYS CONTROL YOUR CARS >> MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY WOULD PROBABLY BE AMAZED THAT I’M EVEN TALKING TO YOU IN FRONT OF A CAMERA >> 1…TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 2 ALL THE WAY UP IN YOUR SEAT AND 3. OPEN YOUR EYES. GOOD

LUCK, GENTLEMEN, GO TO YOUR CARS. GET READY, GET IN, AND LET’S START THIS RACE GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU READY? >> VROOM, VROOM! >> GO! >> VROOM! VROOM! [BOTH MAKING ENGINE NOISES] Kalmon: PIT STOP [BRAKES SQUEAL] >> CAN YOU COME HELP ME? THANK YOU. THANK YOU. VROOM [BOTH MAKING ENGINE NOISES] Kalmon: PIT STOP [BRAKES SQUEAL] >> I NEED TO FIX A TIRE THANK YOU. THANK YOU >> YOU’RE DOING GREAT, TOM YOU’RE DOIN’ GREAT! [BOTH MAKING ENGINE NOISES] >> WHOA. HEY >> TOM, THE WINNING LINE! TOM, YOU WON! TOM, YOU’RE AWAKE PAM, YOU’RE AWAKE. [LAUGHS] >> HI >> PAM, TOM, HERE YOU ARE AS NASCAR DRIVERS. CHECK OUT THOSE WHEELS >> [LAUGHS] YEAH. SWEET >> YOU’VE BEEN SEEING STARS Announcer: NEXT ON SEEING STARS >> 1…2 >> WHICH ONE OF THESE DELUSIONAL DEADWOOD FANS WILL SURVIVE THE DUEL OF THE CENTURY? >> YOU’RE DEAD! FALL DOWN! >> I SHOT YOU FIRST! ♪ ♪ [ Female Announcer ] KIDS ALWAYS TAKE TOO MUCH ♪ ♪ ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO BATH TISSUE BUT WITH CHARMIN ULTRA SOFT, OUR SOFTEST EVER, YOU CAN USE LESS BECAUSE IT’S MORE ABSORBENT THAN THE LEADING VALUE BRAND SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP PULLING ♪ ♪ HERE’S THE SCOOP LESS IS MORE OUR SOFTEST FOR SURE CHARMIN ULTRA SOFT LOOK FOR IT IN THE BLUE PACKAGE IT’S NOT ABOUT THE DESTINATION BUT THE DISCOVERIES YOU MAKE ALONG THE WAY NOW THE EXPERIENCE COMES TO LIFE IN YOUR CLOTHES INTRODUCING THE DOWNY RADIANCE COLLECTION WITH SCENT PEARL INFUSION WITH AN EMBRACE, SCENT PEARLS RELEASE TO RENEW THE DELICATE FRAGRANCE WHERE WILL THE SCENTS TAKE YOU? THE NEW RADIANCE COLLECTION FROM DOWNY LET BEAUTIFUL FEELINGS UNFOLD – PSS PSS PSS – ( cat meows ) ( gasps ) – ( shrieks ) – ( thumps ) – ( ukulele playing ) – ( gasps ) SCOOP AWAY CAT LITTER CLUMPS SO TIGHT, IT ONLY TAKES ONE SCOOP SCOOP AWAY– ONE SCOOP, DONE ( gasps, shrieks ) [ Woman ] THIS WAS NO IMPULSE

MY YEARNING FOR YOUR COMFORT BEGAN HOURS AGO, BUT FOR THE CASHIER’S SAKE, LET’S BE COY LET’S PRETEND THIS WAS ALL SPONTANEOUS OH, PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, CARAMEL NOW WITH MORE CARAMEL IN EVERY BITE YOU KNOW WHERE I AM? THE INTERSECTION OF “MY INBOX IS OUT OF CONTROL” AND “HAVEN’T HAD A DAY OFF SINCE THE THIRD GRADE” YOU KNOW THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN’T GET A MINUTE TO CHECK YOUR VOICEMAIL, LET ALONE SHOP FOR CAR INSURANCE YEAH, YOU COULD SAY I’M THERE STATE FARM MAKES IT EASY TO GET OUR GOOD NEIGHBOR SERVICE AND DISCOUNTS ON YOUR TERMS GET A QUOTE DAY OR NIGHT, ONLINE, ON THE PHONE, OR IN PERSON — WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE (announcer) UP TO MILLIONS OF VIRUSES AND BACTERIA CAN LIVE IN YOUR TOILET EVEN WITH BRUSHING ALONE, THEY MAY STILL BE LURKING, HIDING DEEP IN THE PLACES YOU CAN’T REACH BUT THERE’S LYSOL DEEP REACH FOR DEEP DISINFECTION AND CLEANING THE THICK FORMULA COATS THE BOWL AND GOES DEEP BELOW THE WATER LINE EVEN INTO THE S-BEND, KILLING 99.9% OF VIRUSES AND BACTERIA GIVING YOU PEACE OF MIND LYSOL DISINFECT TO PROTECT TO CLEAN AND BRIGHTEN YOUR TOILET, TRY LYSOL TOILET BOWL CLEANER WITH BLEACH ♪♪ STYLES STARTING AT $9.99 AT PAYLESS THE BRANDS YOU WANT, THE STYLES YOU LOVE NOW UP TO 40% OFF IT’S EASY TO SAY YES AT PAYLESS Announcer: WE’VE GOT A WINNER! PLAYTEX SPORT SUPER BEAT TAMPAX PEARL SUPER OVERALL! ON COMFORT! AND PROTECTION! CHECK OUT THE NO-SLIP GRIP CUSTOM FIT THAT MOVES WITH YOUR BODY ANTI-LEAK BACKUP LAYER YOU DECIDE PLAYTEX SPORT GREAT PROTECTION ALWAYS WINS MELISSA! HI! WOW! DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT? YEAH, AND I LOST CALCIUM AND VITAMIN D Announcer: SOMETIMES CUTTING CALORIES CAN MEAN CUTTING NUTRITION NOW THERE’S NEW 0% PLUS FROM LIGHT & FIT WE’VE REMOVED THE FAT, REMOVED CALORIES, BUT KEPT ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS LIKE CALCIUM AND VITAMINS D AND B2. PLUS, THERE’S 50% MORE DELICIOUS FRUIT MMMM. YOU’VE NEVER TASTED LIGHT YOGURT LIKE THIS NEW 0% PLUS FROM LIGHT & FIT WE NEED BROCCOLI I DON’T LIKE BROCCOLI SOME CHICKEN? I DON’T LIKE CHICKEN (announcer) KIDS DON’T ALWAYS EAT EVERYTHING THEY SHOULD THAT’S WHY THERE’S PEDIASURE IT’S A SOURCE OF COMPLETE, BALANCED NUTRITION FOR HEALTHY GROWTH OKAY, WAFFLES I DON’T THINK I LIKE WAFFLES (announcer) SHE GETS HELP FOR WHAT SHE NEEDS AND SO DO YOU PEDIATRICIAN RECOMMENDED PEDIASURE BE SURE >> THIS IS NOT HOW THE WEST WAS WON. IN A FEW MOMENTS WHEN I WAKE YOU UP FROM THIS HYPNOTIC STATE, BOTH OF YOU ARE COWBOYS AND I MEAN ROUGH, TOUGH COWBOYS ON THE TV SERIES DEADWOOD THAT AIRS ON HBO >> I’VE NEVER BEEN HYPNOTIZED BEFORE, SO THIS IS GONNA BE A REALLY GOOD EXPERIENCE FOR ME >> ONE THING THAT REALLY GETS UNDER MY SKIN IS PUSHY PEOPLE– PUSHY, AGGRESSIVE PEOPLE WHO THINK THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEM >> YOU’RE BOTH HAVING A REALLY LARGE DISAGREEMENT OF WHO STOLE EACH OTHER’S HORSE. NOW, YOU BOTH DECIDE TO HAVE A–WELL, A SHOOTOUT. COUPLE THINGS, THOUGH. WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A COUNT-OFF, 10 PACES, DAVE, YOU ARE ALWAYS GONNA FORGET THE NUMBER 5. DEB, YOU’RE ALWAYS GONNA FORGET THE NUMBER 6 NOW, YOU’RE COWBOYS, SO COWBOYS CUSS. THEY SWEAR. INSTEAD OF SAYING CUSS WORDS, YOU’LL REPLACE CUSS WORDS WITH TV CELEBRITY NAMES 1…2…TAKE A DEEP BREATH. ALL THE WAY UP IN YOUR SEATS. AND 3. COWBOYS, STAND UP. I UNDERSTAND YOU’RE BOTH HAVING A LITTLE DISAGREEMENT OVER A HORSE >> YOU STOLE MY HORSE >> YOU TOOK MY HORSE, MAN >> YOU TOOK MY HORSE! >> YOU TOOK MY HORSE! >> YOU NO-GOOD, MOTHER OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, RIGHT HERE! >> RIGHT NOW? >> RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! >> LET’S GO DO IT RIGHT NOW >> ALL RIGHT >> 1…2…3 4…5…WHAT COME AFTER 5, ROY? >> YOU NO-GOOD WILLIAM SHATNER! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?! >> YOU READY? >> YEAH >> HERE WE GO. YOU COUNTIN’? >> YEAH, YOU NO-GOOD TED DANSON, I’M COUNTIN’! >> OH, SHUT UP! >> 1…2…3 4…WHAT’S AFTER 4? >> OH, GET IT RIGHT, MAN! COME ON! >> YOU COUNT! >> OH, HOLY…ALL RIGHT 1…2…3 4…5…YOU’RE DEAD. BANG, BANG! BANG, BANG, BANG!

>> BANG, BANG! BANG! >> BANG, BANG! BANG! >> WHAT? >> YOU’RE DEAD. FALL DOWN! >> I SHOT YOU FIRST! >> YOU DID NOT >> I SHOT YOU! YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT YOU AGAIN? >> YOU’RE AWAKE >> MY HEART’S BEATING FAST [LAUGHS] >> YOU NO-GOOD MOTHER OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH! >> OH, LOOK AT THE WALK OH, NO, NO, NO >> YOU HAD CHAPS…OR YOU WERE CHAPPED >> BANG, BANG! BANG, BANG! BANG! I SHOT YOU! [LAUGHS] >> [LAUGHS] THAT’S HILARIOUS >> YOU’VE BOTH BEEN SEEING STARS >> THAT IS GREAT THAT IS JUST GREAT >> THAT’S IT FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF SEEING STARS. IT’S NOT MAGIC, JUST ORDINARY PEOPLE TRANSFORMED BY THE POWER OF SUGGESTION WHO DOES YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND WANT YOU TO BE? I’M RICKY KALMON. I’LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME. OH YOU’RE AWAKE [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TV GUIDE CHANNEL] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE –www.ncicap.org–] SunnyD HAS BEEN BOTTLING SUNSHINE SINCE 1964 SO WE’RE GOING ON THE ROAD TO CELEBRATE WITH FAMILIES EVERYWHERE TODAY, WE’RE IN SAN DIEGO TO SPREAD A LITTLE SUNSHINE WITH OUR FANS WHO ELSE WANTS SunnyD? I GREW UP WITH SunnyD NOW I BUY IT FOR MY FAMILY WOW, I DIDN’T KNOW THEY HAD AN ORANGE-STRAWBERRY FLAVOR IT’S GREAT! SunnyD HAS A DELICIOUS, SUN-CHARGED CITRUSY TASTE, PLUS VITAMIN C MAKE EVERY DAY A SUNNY DAY WITH SunnyD BOTTLING SUNSHINE SINCE 1964 PRESENTS CHILDREN, PETS, AND EVERYDAY WEAR AND TEAR BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOUR CARPET CAN LOOK DIRTY SEE THE DIFFERENCE? BUT IT’S NOT A PROBLEM BECAUSE RESOLVE HIGH TRAFFIC FOAM EFFECTIVELY CLEANS LARGE CARPET AREAS JUST SPRAY IT ON, RUB IN GENTLY, AND VACUUM AWAY THE RESULTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES I’M IMPRESSED! USE IT IN THE LIVING ROOM, HALLWAY, KIDS’ ROOMS, EVEN FOR COLORED RUGS AND UPHOLSTERY TRY RESOLVE HIGH TRAFFIC FOAM FOR EASY CARPET CLEANING